By Anonymous - 14/03/2012 07:33 - United States

Today, I got pulled over for drunk driving. This is the second time its happened. I was completely sober both times. FML
I agree, your life sucks 26 424
You deserved it 16 521

Same thing different taste

Top comments

peachesncreem 21

Makes me wonder how you passed the driving test..

Comments

Well now we all know you can't drive. Who gave you your license!?

hateevryone 14

Is this your first time driving?

Rainbowbright99 4

Maybe he/she is just driving in the wee hours of the morning, if you make any mistakes at 2am cops will think you are drunk.

BunBunBabe 8

Some people are good drivers but SHITTY at steering for some reason, probably the case here

IsMyWenieHard 0

Your probably a women driver usually you guys suck at almost all things that require and stable equilibrium

Rainbowbright99 4

Ismyweiniehard is just jealous he can't wear bra's and high heels and have sex with men. Don't be jealous dude, the first 2 are pretty uncomfortable, last one can be too.

Better start learning how not to drive like an ass then.