By chinousmc - 06/12/2012 11:30 - United States - Clearwater

Today, I got punched in the face after a stranger asked for a light, didn't realize it was a butane lighter and burnt the tip of his nose lighting his cigarette. Now my nose looks worse than his. FML
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DocBastard 38

You know what bugs me? People who ask a question and then answer it themselves.

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lelo007 11

It seems so many people jump straight into violence these days over the smallest matters, it's just ridiculous. I hope he at least apologized after being an ass, and also that your nose heals quickly!

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GothickNihilist 15

File assault charges OP, also maybe go to the ER to have the bones reset so you don't end up with other problems .

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edwardmammoth 1

Ya be a pussy like this person suggested.

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DocBastard 38

You know what bugs me? People who ask a question and then answer it themselves.

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mfischer 17

That's almost as bad as statements that end with question marks?

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BunchieRules 31

And comma splices, I really hate those.

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gc327072 30

And run on sentences with no punctuation so like I was saying when people do things like that it bugs me like a lot.

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BeccaHugs 17

Or wen ppl type 2 u lyke dis nd expect u 2 reply to their msg.

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mfischer 17

Alan, Doc's comment was rather fitting with the way the FML was originally worded.

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anythingmustbe 18

I am guessing he burned up with anger. To bad he couldn't keep nose clean and keep himself under control. Well its a good thing you didn't laugh as you might have added fuel to the fire. Well hopefully you can make light of it.

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insomniac8400 13

this doesn't make sense. the only other option for a lighter is naphtha, and the flame from that goes just as high if not higher than a butane lighter... I can only assume op meant a torch lighter

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vtatran_fml 1

You deserve IT : 1.- Do not talk to stranger. 2.- do not smoke !

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SoylentCandycorn 10

Don't be a douche is another lesson my mother taught me, but yours apparently didn't teach you.

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cristy91 33

Everyone is a stranger at some point and it's safe to talk to them, just be smart about it and don't go off telling everyone all your personal info after hello.

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Igloolik 9

I don't understand. What did he think the lighter was? Every lighter I've ever seen was butane.

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fgwrxfiend 11

I think he meant it was a torch lighter

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Fuhkyoo 17

what difference does it make in a nose burning situation? if op gave him a torch light id imagine he would just burn his nose twice as bad.

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martin_martian7 11

Smoking is bad

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mercsl65 7

Your name is chinois mic. I hope u r not a marine and let that happen

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Metallica36176 16

Note to self: Next time, HAND them the lighter and let them make a fool out of themselves and hopefully that won't hold you responsible. Next Note to Self: Carry an extra lighter because 75%-80% of the time the person who you hand the lighter to will pocket it subconsciously...or purposely.

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Nath1G 4

Wow, its a good job you didn't take him literally and shine some sort of torch in his face.. Although I would of preferred his reaction to that.

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