By calobrisi - 15/10/2013 19:34 - United States - East Northport

Today, I got stuck in the bathroom with no toilet paper. I had to reach into my small trash can and use soiled toilet paper to clean myself. When I went to flush the toilet, I noticed three unused rolls of toilet paper sitting on the counter. FML
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calobrisi 8

OP Here! So I think everyone has kind of made this worse then it really was so let me explain. I am a girl, and I was in my own house. I was in a rush and didn't realize there was toilet paper right behind me on the toilet until afterwards. I couldn't get up or use something else because there was nothing else, and my father was home with me but we are not on speaking terms.The paper I used would certainly not give me any STD's because I had used it beforehand. Of course I realize what a dumbass I am, and honestly most of the comments made me laugh. But yeah it wasn't like I was "taking a shit" or anything. I probably should have "looked before I leaked." Thanks guys lol

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Welshite 39

You didn't waddle around with your pants about your ankles looking for unused napkins or something. ANYTHING is better than used toilet paper.

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Comments

Aweh_Olivia 13

Maybe be more observant. It's really not that big of a deal, it happens to a lot of people !

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BriannaMGK 15

I hope you took a shower after that.

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NessaMae 19

Whenever I got to the bathroom if It's like an emergency and there is no toilet paper on the holder, I always look around the room and check cabinets first before making any bad decisions. But first off I check and see if there is a bathroom with toilet paper available. If It's not an emergency and there is no toilet paper, I wait until I have access to a restroom with some.

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lb0812 18

Why was that even an option? That's worse than just not wiping, or using your sock, or.. or anything really.

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mrlopez 13

A sock with various amounts of foot-bacteria on it? No thanks

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xxmollyxx 25

"My small trash can." So it was your own bathroom? Definitely makes it more of a YDI. Waddling to the shower surely would've been a better option.

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cherylrenee 14

That's pretty gross... Next time look before sitting? :X

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Lindz2817 10

Oh my god. That is the most disgusting FML I've read to date

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