By brando2k5 - 06/12/2011 05:05 - United States

Today, I got the official word my wife is pregnant. Her sister, who lives with us, is also pregnant. I'm stuck in an apartment with two women due in late 2012. FML
I agree, your life sucks 39 909
You deserved it 5 788

Same thing different taste

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ilikeemsmall 4

Dude, you are in for a horrible time! Those 2 are going to be a mess of man hating hormones before long. I wish you luck and congrats on your new baby :)

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I am so sorry for you. Buy ear plugs, buckets for vomit, and when they crave something you better give it to them or else you will not live through this.

I'm seeing a lot of this same shit here: "lolol maybe they're both yours! haha I'm so original", but not a whole lot of "Congratulations! You're going to be a father and an uncle! That's great!" The FML community as a whole sucks. You all suck.

I thought I was the only one that thought the whole he's the father of both comments were a little ridiculous and not even a little bit funny. Give it a rest.

...Why would anyone congratulate a stranger on having children? Most of us hate the children of people we don't know. You're clearly in the wrong generation to expect anything other than condolences.

Downtime, you are exactly whom my original comment was about. You really hate other people's children? I find that, and you, absolutely pathetic.

Hate is such a strong word. Replace it with irritated by, don't appreciate, don't want to be anywhere near, like to pretend they dont exist. Funny though you associate the term 'pathetic' with those who don't like other peoples kids, as though this in any way influences a persons character. Whereas I find it pathetic that you expect everyone to agree with you on something that comes down to preference, which is entirely subjective.

It could always be worse. They could both have daughters! :)

Listen, that comment did not deserve the thumbs down. He commented upon being surrounded by women so by logic adding more women would worsen the situation.

Kinda like the movie father of the bride 2! Except your version probably won't be funny and you're gonna hate your life for a solid year.. Sorry :(

bizarre_ftw 21

Judging by the timing of the pregnancies I think we can reasonably guess on god's affections for OP. So no

congratulations on becoming a father and an uncle!!! That said, I hope your sister in law finds her own place ASAP, OP. Two pregnant ladies isn't nearly as bad as two newborns and two new mothers, especially in an apartment!

jeremy4719 0

Good news is that in the 2nd trimester they will both be horny as hell!! You will get whatever anount of sex or oral you desire!!

Or you could see it that you're having two babies come into your life rather then a FML.

Exactly, two babies...FML. What is that "rather than" doing there?

graphicstyle7 17

Well, Super Kudos to you for being there for both of them. Kids need dad figures, although Sis needs her own place.