By brando2k5 - 06/12/2011 05:05 - United States

Today, I got the official word my wife is pregnant. Her sister, who lives with us, is also pregnant. I'm stuck in an apartment with two women due in late 2012. FML
I agree, your life sucks 39 909
You deserved it 5 788

Same thing different taste

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ilikeemsmall 4

Dude, you are in for a horrible time! Those 2 are going to be a mess of man hating hormones before long. I wish you luck and congrats on your new baby :)

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MustangFilly77 9

Have you ever seen Steve Martin in Father of the Bride 2?

mommykrissy_05 7

Sure hope you are a sweet sensitive guy! If not you should pretend do be while they are pregnant or you may not live to see your baby born! lol

Cool, a sexist FML. Just what I wanted to see.

Uluyara 6

153, as a woman, let me be the first to say that this is not sexist. If you wrote down the things you said when pregnant or even during "that time of the month", and then read the list two weeks later, you'd probably be shocked. The hormones drive us all a little nuts :P Also, imagine all the trips to the grocery store for TWO women's cravings!

I have to agree, 153. When my ex was pregnant I had pickles thrown at me because they were not the small kind and came home to crying because she used up all the toilet paper. I don't see the need to be so presumptuous

And that's why, dear OP, you check with your wife's sister's husband as to when.

It would only be cool if you are the father of both babies.

nevinwhitis 1

Well your world will end. Hahaha

tell the sister to go live with her baby daddy

BrownEyes97 1

You're going to be constantly running out of groceries…