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By Taco Hell - 19/10/2012 06:43 - United States - Avon Lake

Today, I got threatened to get dragged out of the window at work because I wouldn't sell someone hot wings. I work at Taco Bell. FML

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By pretty warlock - 24/10/2023 22:00

Today, I had a customer propose to me. I work at Taco Bell. FML

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By CDeVeney92 - 17/03/2012 04:37 - United States

Today, I got threatened with a gun through the drive thru speaker because I didn't offer some guy any pies to go with his meal. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/07/2016 19:29 - United States - Greeley

Today, I got threatened with a gun at the drive-thru, all because my coworker forgot to include extra fries in the guy's order. FML

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By fastfoodslave - 06/09/2014 06:11 - United States - Northampton

Today, while working at McDonald's, a woman returned to the drive thru because her fries weren't hot enough. She was so angry about coming back that she threw her cold fries at me through the window and told me to "choke on them." FML

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By RandomLG94 - 31/10/2015 20:35 - United States - Columbia

Today, I was fired from my job because I would "scare" the customers. Two days ago a coworker spilled fry oil onto the grill causing flames to singe my eyebrows and the front of my hair off. FML

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Knock yourself out, dude

By pornstorebitch - 23/10/2019 00:01

Today, I got told I was a bitch because I wouldn’t let a homeless man dig through my dumpster at work, even though he was hungry. We don’t even sell food. I work at a sex store. FML

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Yelp

By Anonymous - 12/10/2019 13:00

Today, I was fired from my job as a waitress, all because someone complained there was too much seasoning in their food. As I said, I'm a waitress. This happened the same week I was hired. FML

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By anonymous - 30/09/2012 05:32 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, I got yelled at for providing horrible customer service, in a store I don't even work for. FML

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That's no excuse

By Anonymous - 15/04/2021 08:00

Today, a customer yelled at me because I wouldn’t sell her a boneless chicken bucket with extra fries, beans, coleslaw and Pepsi. I work at Subway. FML

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By FastFoodWaiter - 03/09/2012 23:43 - United States - Saukville

Today, a woman came up to me at work and screamed at me for "taking forever" to come and wait at her table. I work at Wendy's. FML

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misspulkadot24 17

Friday 19 October 2012 16:13

The customer was either -Stoned -Drunk -Depraved of common sense

samiiii_fml 2

Friday 19 October 2012 16:13

Don't people know, NEVER mess with the ones that make your food??

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spazzattack 0

Monday 22 October 2012 2:46

Maybe where they're from all taco bells are KFC/taco bell. They have those in many places, but some are still just taco bell or just KFC. Just a heads up. (:

lambda_fml 40

Monday 22 October 2012 8:30

You deserve that for not selling hot wings to the poor man :-(

dunebro 15

Monday 22 October 2012 16:39

Naggers...

xRezSynn 15

Thursday 14 February 2013 17:17

Lie and give them something else, saying it's wings. If they are already that stupid, they won't figure it out.

Synysterfan101 4

Thursday 18 April 2013 13:25

Happened to me before. Except I was just screamed at.

jrok98 8

Saturday 18 May 2013 18:20

That would be pretty funny

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