Money: Today, I got tipped more than I have in my bank account. It was...

By Topher - 25/08/2011 10:16 - United States

Today, I got tipped more than I have in my bank account. It was $5. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 017

You deserved it 6 184

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By boardwalk the fuck out of my resturaunt - 17/06/2019 00:01 - Netherlands - Amsterdam

Today, I received a tip in Monopoly money. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 855

You deserved it 147

By amused - 23/06/2014 21:26 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I looked at my bank balance. It read $1.23. That's higher than it usually is. FML

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You deserved it 8 741

Wealth

By Anonymous - 06/09/2021 13:59

Today, after about 8 hours of working and making huge orders, I received my share of tips. It was only a quarter. One single quarter. FML

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You deserved it 87

Sounds illegal

By Anonymous - 03/10/2019 00:01

Today, I got a lot of tips at work, but little did I know our boss takes it out of our paychecks. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 973

You deserved it 131

By monkey2069 - 13/05/2014 13:58 - United States - Elgin

Today, a lady handed me a $10 tip on a $45 bill. I was happy with it, since it was more than 20%, until she came back in and said, "I'm sorry I gave you the wrong amount." I handed it back to her and then she gave me a dollar. FML

I agree, your life sucks 51 764

You deserved it 4 896

Rolling in it

By Pratik_ra - 01/12/2020 07:58

Today, I got raise at work. It's $3 per month. FML

I agree, your life sucks 910

You deserved it 140

Cheapskates

By 2broke4ajoke - 29/11/2018 13:30

Today, after starting my new career as a server, two women were kind enough to leave a $5 tip… while still owing $6.84 on their bill. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 632

You deserved it 163

By dammit33 - 28/05/2012 13:55 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, I got a $20 tip from an old lady I delivered pizza to. Ecstatic, I walked back to my car where there was a $30 parking fine waiting for me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 798

You deserved it 8 909

By Marco - 13/10/2008 08:29

Today, the bank I use lost 5 billion. FML

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You deserved it 12 104

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By goin4broke - 07/08/2009 15:23 - United States

Today, my parents came to the restaurant I work at as a waiter. After, I picked up the check to realize they had left me a $500 tip! We split the tips among the employees so I only got $50 back but I was still psyched. When I got home they asked me if I had noticed that they used my credit card. FML

I agree, your life sucks 64 933

You deserved it 6 955

BelleElle_fml 5

Thursday 25 August 2011 19:03

Which is exactly why you're working.

TransitionCovert 6

Thursday 25 August 2011 19:00

Time to give the loan sharks a visit!

Comments

k1ngd1ck 0

Friday 26 August 2011 0:04

Time for u to be a stripper

digibenho 0

Friday 26 August 2011 0:49

yeah OP... your life is ****** because you got $5... not really

lidsthesquid 4

Friday 26 August 2011 1:07

Don't worry , things will get better :D

champjb 0

Friday 26 August 2011 1:14

i guess you can put a down payment on a wallet

nellienicole 1

Friday 26 August 2011 1:41

I would say what are you spending all your money on...but times are hard, I understand. Start savin!!

redfinton22 9

Friday 26 August 2011 3:15

It's your money - use it when YOU need it! Rabbits

MichaelReyes1 3

Friday 26 August 2011 3:24

read my bio :3

skyblue427 1

Friday 26 August 2011 3:54

Well look on the bright side ur 5$ richer then befor!!

mikelust1977 7

Friday 26 August 2011 5:25

whoopdie ******* doooooo

zach456 0

Friday 26 August 2011 5:29

more than what the us has now

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The Top

Today, my girlfriend went on a date with her mechanic. She said it was to get discounts when she goes in for maintenance. Not only does she not see a problem with it, but she's probably getting discounts on other services too. FML

I agree, your life sucks 38 740

You deserved it 5 265

Today, I learned the meaning behind the phrase, "Love you long time". It's from the movie Full Metal Jacket, when a hooker comes in and says, "Me so horny, me love you long time." I've been saying this to my parents and people at school, having no idea what it really means for over 2 weeks. FML

I agree, your life sucks 11 784

You deserved it 22 714

The Top

Today, while working in a kids' shop, I absent-mindedly called a small person with his mum a little man. I then hear a deep man's voice say "I'm not a little man." FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 160

You deserved it 573

Today, my mother, her fiancé, and I were having dinner together. My mother was joking that she wasn't sure she could hold him down, as he used to "get around." She turned to talk to the waiter and my future step-father looked me up and down and winked. FML

I agree, your life sucks 38 042

You deserved it 2 600

Today, in class, I was sitting next to the guy that I fancy. Shyly, I write our initials (L and A) into a heart on his hand to see his reaction. He said, "I love Los Angeles too!" FML

I agree, your life sucks 96 623

You deserved it 43 830

Today, I overheard my mom talking to a friend on the phone. What caught my attention was when she said, "You ever look at your kid and just think... 'Fuck. Where'd I go wrong?'" FML

I agree, your life sucks 22 800

You deserved it 2 459

Today, my sister-in-law recently spend the night to hangout with my 7 year-old. She kept some of her clothes in his dresser. While doing laundry and sorting out clothes that no longer fit him, I found a pair of her shit-stained underwear shoved in the back of one of the drawers. She's in her 40's and this isn't the first occurrence. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 052

You deserved it 135

Today, I was in my Cosmetic Application class, and we were about to apply foundation to our models. I walk over to my friend and say, "Wow, that foundation is really orange and blotchy." Then the model turns to me and says, "Actually, we haven't started yet… that's just my skin." FML

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You deserved it 58 359