Animals: Today, I got yelled at for 'letting' my muddy dog jump on my...

By FMe - 04/05/2015 14:49 - United Kingdom

Today, I got yelled at for 'letting' my muddy dog jump on my cousin's wedding dress as she was getting ready. I don't own a dog and haven't since I was a kid. FML

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Muddy

By >.> - 12/12/2013 05:31 - Canada - Chestermere

Today, my dad decided to clean his muddy shoes right beside me by clapping them together, causing mud to fly all over me. This wouldn't have been a problem had I not been wearing my white wedding dress just before getting married. FML

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Wet dream

By Annettedarling - 21/04/2017 23:00 - United Kingdom

Today, my dog acted out a scene from Disney with me, by causing me and a member of the opposite sex to fall into a river after tangling our legs with the lead. No, it didn't lead to marriage, just me being yelled at. FML

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King of the hill

By Anonymous - 27/06/2023 18:00

Today, my neighbour threw a bucket of muddy water over the fence at us because he said we’d been noisy since 5 a.m., and he was sick of it. We were noisy getting ready for my wedding. The water hit me and all my bridesmaids in our dresses, since we were ready and waiting to get in the limo. FML

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By I'veRunOuttaPatience - 31/08/2018 03:30

Today, I got scolded for how I treated my aunt and uncle's dogs while pet sitting. I was told it was my fault they had explosive diarrhea for "locking" them in the room they'd told me to put them in at night and doing everything they said when I reported they were sick. FML

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By Noname - 17/03/2009 02:41 - United States

Today, I got a phone call saying I was no longer a bridesmaid for a wedding in June. It's my mom's 4th wedding. I'm getting replaced by our dog. FML

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By jacky tu - 16/10/2010 03:06 - United States

Today, I got grounded because I didn't go to my dog's birthday party. FML

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By BlueSteele220 - 22/03/2016 08:57 - United States - Coppell

Today, my family got mad at me for eloping and not inviting them to my wedding. Even though they admitted they wouldn't have gone anyway. FML

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By stupid_world - 24/12/2009 06:02 - Canada

Today, I learned that while anybody can call me a bitch, my husband got mad at his aunt for calling our dog a mutt. FML

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By Arthur - 07/05/2014 19:16 - United States

Today, my neighbor scolded me for "allowing" her son to be bitten by one of my dogs. This would be reasonable, except for the fact that her kid had jumped my fence and tried to steal a rattle out of my daughter's hands. FML

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Countersuit

By SientoBenteCar - 11/04/2024 13:00 - United States

Today, as I was walking my dog, some self-righteous animal activist berated me on how it was animal abuse to put my dog on a leash. Despite warning her, she crouched down to undo it, my dog charged at her, giving her a gash on the cheek. She kicked my dog for it, and is now threatening to sue me. FML

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CoGhostRider 31

Monday 4 May 2015 18:09

So the question is, "who let the dogs out?"

Thatepicperson 14

Monday 4 May 2015 18:09

Then why not explain that?

Comments

haileyrows 26

Monday 4 May 2015 18:11

Think pawsitive- looks like you just got a new dog!

killthedead 13

Monday 4 May 2015 18:43

Still a ruff situation though.

RogueThirteen 20

Monday 4 May 2015 18:13

she was probably looking for anyone other than herself to blame

toasterspoon 17

Monday 4 May 2015 18:15

That sucks op

bettyc4 26

Monday 4 May 2015 18:17

Say it's not your fault your cousin lets dirty dogs jump all over her.

The_Avatar 22

Monday 4 May 2015 18:31

More like FML for your cousin!

Likian5 26

Monday 4 May 2015 18:33

Just tell them it's not your dog...? I don't see what the problem is here...

Simply_Infinite 12

Monday 4 May 2015 18:33

Why was the dog not noticed if she was inside getting ready? Seems like a wet muddy dog would stick out.

tania_18_lora 4

Monday 4 May 2015 18:46

hfg

tania_18_lora 4

Monday 4 May 2015 18:51

can someone please help me I'm.new to this can u tell me how to look up a certain user?

interesting33 36

Monday 4 May 2015 18:58

Go to the green person on the top right of the screen. Hover your mouse there and click on your username on the drop-down list (the first option). Then click 'search for a member' :)