By anon - 13/05/2009 17:39 - United States

Today, I graduated from college and my parents gave me an apple. Not the computer, the fruit. FML
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andycaliboy 0

show em what you learned in college and turn it into a pipe

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greatnt249 0

Is that their way of joking about you becoming a teacher?

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koreanidiot 0

agreed with #7 especially if they're paying you through your four years, that's a gift in itself. if you really want something, get a job and help yourself =P

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im_bored 0

#2 should now be in charge of all comments. That was AWESOME =)

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sixxer 0

Aww I bet they have a bigger n better gift at home! It was probably a gag gift.

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MrZach 0

Listen buddy. when you're 18, your parents are no longer responsible for you. hence they dont need to pay for your college, let alone give u a gift when u graduate.

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circayouandme 0

They had good intentions, you know. An apple a day keeps the doctor away ;)

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biggzee 0

im sorry, FML? id happy take a piece of fruit, ripe or rotten, over any cursed Apple product.

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Clearsky18 2

Shoot, I'd take the fruit over the computer brand anyway. Apple sucks! The iphone is getting overrated in my opinion.

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Eiotlrd 0

go get a job and buy your own computer...... I'm in college still.... and I'll be buying my own computer

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esushi 0

A-*******-men to the people saying get over yourself. I am paying for college myself and my mom can hardly afford groceries, let alone some extravagant overpriced computer. I also paid for my computer, all my textbooks, and anything else for me myself. Shut up and be happy that you're alive. I honestly hate you.

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theanonimouse 0

yeah you selfish little spoiled brat! my parents don't help me at all and i'm poor and completely self-sufficient so you should be too damn middle class young adult! kids these days! what's next, you'll all claim you walked to college uphill both ways in the snow? jesus christ, this site is full of pretentious, self-righteous douchebags. especially organisedchaos. chill people. not everyone has the same lifestyle. just because someone is better-off than you are doesn't make them a bad or selfish or spoiled person. they're just luckier than you and there's no point in being bitter about it.

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