By anon - 13/05/2009 17:39 - United States

Today, I graduated from college and my parents gave me an apple. Not the computer, the fruit. FML
I agree, your life sucks 68 235
You deserved it 5 647

Same thing different taste

Top comments

andycaliboy 0

show em what you learned in college and turn it into a pipe

greatnt249 0

Is that their way of joking about you becoming a teacher?

Comments

dontknowaname 0

1.get over it. maybe they didnt know what an apple computer was...? 2. what did u expect? a car? they probably couldnt afford something expensive. they already wasted like a bunch of their money to get u INTO college! 3. at least they actually thought of u and got u SOMETHING. 4. ur being really selfish. they got u something and u cant even think about reasonable reasons why they got u something cheap? an apple is good for u! and there's thousands of ppl who dont get ANYTHING from their parents!!

Schwabra 1

Dude. You graduated from college, not from a ******* kindergarten! You should be earning your own apples. Your parents shouldn't be giving you a damn thing.

Apple computers are good :D In fact the most common computers in US colleges are macs so deal with it for those saying apple sucks, because it is fast, cool looking, comes with a billion free softwares which you would have to buy for windows. And the first computers were macs, so yeah I'm not saying windows are bad, its just that Macs don't suck. Try one if you never did :D

newguy12 0

Ok? Who ****** cares if you can right click on macs? The op isn't talking about macs. It came up no where in the FML. go w/ a dell anyway.

**** you. Not everyones rich enough to get presents all the time. Did you graduate college so you could get a present or something? No, of course not. Retard.

abbyxroad 0

If your parents are the ones who paid for your schooling, I'd STFU and consider that the biggest gift (other than the gift of life of course) that you could get from them. And if they did not pay for your school, maybe your parents think your degree is good enough. Not everyone has the money to buy expensive gifts. And maybe the apple was a joke, like "hey, you didn't think we would actually be getting you a computer did you?". The summary of this comment: Quit whining.

Welcome to the real world, where nothing is free! (Except for the occasional meal from your parents)

_mcs_ 0

I don't see why you had to specify that it wasn't the computer but the fruit.

gamestar32 0

lol #5 thats funn as hell'