By anon - 13/05/2009 17:39 - United States

Today, I graduated from college and my parents gave me an apple. Not the computer, the fruit. FML
I agree, your life sucks 68 235
You deserved it 5 647

Same thing different taste

Top comments

andycaliboy 0

show em what you learned in college and turn it into a pipe

greatnt249 0

Is that their way of joking about you becoming a teacher?

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lemony_music_grl 0

YDI for expecting a gift when nothing was promised to you in the first place.

boatkicker 4

Wow. Just wow. An apple? That's not even a thoughtful gift..... Come on. Now I dont expect anything expensive from my parents when I graduate college, but I at least expect something thsts thoughtful, and something thats useful. I'd be happy with something thats not gone 5 minutes after I start using it. I'd like something that is personal too. Something that matters to me. An apple? Any old fool can give some stranger an apple, and expect it to be enjoyed. just.....wow. Wake up parents and say contrats to your kid in a way that says you know them.

maichido 0

You guys are complete idiots! Of course he expected something somewhat /nice/ from his parents! When I say nice, I use the term loosely. How about a nice card at least? Or something that can make him smile and say, "My parents bought me that." He graduated from college for crying out loud! An apple? He must feel like his parents don't care about him at all! I mean, yeah, if his brother or someone gave him an apple, it's obviously a joke, but graduating from college is a serious day, and they're gonna give him an apple? Come on now. You guys are acting like he said, "Today, I graduated from college and my parents gave me an apple. Not a car, not a computer, not even money! FML" Seriously, you people can't be that small-minded and overreactive.

ASA5G 2

for their birthdays get them an orange.

avarik 0

be happy you got to go to college, which your parents probably paid a balls load for. ffs

actressdrama 0

gotta love symbolism haha