By anon - 13/05/2009 17:39 - United States

Today, I graduated from college and my parents gave me an apple. Not the computer, the fruit. FML
I agree, your life sucks 68 235
You deserved it 5 647

Same thing different taste

Top comments

andycaliboy 0

show em what you learned in college and turn it into a pipe

greatnt249 0

Is that their way of joking about you becoming a teacher?

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sfhero99 0

you should be content with whatever they give. they bought you everything you needed growing up. you graduated college you should be a little more mature than to be mad about not getting spoiled by mommy and daddy anymore. don't you think your a little old for that?

Wah wah wah...at least you you have a healthy snack for when you feel sad about not getting what you wanted...

TipYourHooker 5

You're an idiot. You just graduated from college...you've given yourself the gift of higher education and the chance at a good job. Please tell me, why the **** do you deserve a gift from your parents? Can you even logically explain why someone should buy you something for doing something for yourself? It just makes no sense. "I just saved my hard earned money for 6 months straight to buy myself a computer. My parents didn't even give me a gift for that. FML."

An apple a day keeps the teachers away :D

sexynerdsquad 2
kallep000 9

Apple isn't a computer Mac is dumb ass

Apple is the company that makes Macs, so "Apple computer" still works. It's like cars, you can call them by the manufacturer's name.

Still, he probably didn't specify and his parents took that as an open door for a joke lmao

So u just graduated college, cry cuz u didnt get a present boohoo

did u ask for an apple? lmaooooo u're dumb tho... apple isnt a computer lmao dafuck