Transportation: Today, I had a 10 hour drive to Las Vegas with only 2 CDs, Taylor... - FML

By Username - 27/01/2010 08:35 - France

Today, I had a 10 hour drive to Las Vegas with only 2 CDs, Taylor Swift and Jason Mraz, and my girlfriend who thinks she's a good singer. FML

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Today, my girlfriend broke up with me by sending me a text. She was sitting right beside me on a 10 hour car trip, and there was still 6 more hours to go. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/05/2022 06:00

Today, I drove 120 miles to spend a few days with my girlfriend. Less than 12 hours into my stay, she dumped me. FML

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By anonymous - 11/08/2010 19:19 - Canada

Today, after saving up my money for weeks, I went to see my favorite artist in concert with my friends. Two songs in, I passed out, hit my head, and had to have someone drive me home. FML

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musicmaniac925 0

Wednesday 27 January 2010 16:11

so turn on the radio...

sarcdude 3

Wednesday 27 January 2010 16:13

Be grateful you're lucky enough to even /have/ a girlfriend . it's tough to find one for the rest of us

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blastvortex 3

Wednesday 27 January 2010 17:29

Let me get this straight - you were, quite literally, forced to drive her to Las Vegas, to listen to said music, and to tolerate her singing? You actually had no choice to do anything other than the above? ... Pfft! Hahahahahaha! I don't believe it for a second, OP. Even if your story has any shred of truth in it, you still have to admit that you're responsible for your own prolonged misery. Try again.

emmmilyyy 0

Wednesday 27 January 2010 18:01

why dont you believe his story? some men are INCREDIBLY whipped. (open purse insert balls). I personally find that when a man who becomes THAT whipped is not an attractive characteristic...but alas many men are like this.

Endo22 0

Wednesday 27 January 2010 17:32

Plan ahead? And buy an ipod you cheap bastard

LilaBear 1

Thursday 28 January 2010 11:26

I don't have an ipod and i'm damn well not buying one. Sif pay three times the price for a piece of Apple crap just to line their pockets, I will pay a third of the price and buy another brand mp3 player.

sweetpea129 0

Wednesday 27 January 2010 17:38

YDI for having a girlfriend with sucky taste in music

MagicSide 0

Wednesday 27 January 2010 17:41

let her take the mic u know

containsnosoy 0

Wednesday 27 January 2010 17:48

Time for a music store stop. Were you guys in a rush to leave and forgot the cds? Idk, if my gf listened to awful music, my music player would be number one on my list to bring.

BlaineSch 8

Wednesday 27 January 2010 17:52

This is something my girlfriend would get mad at me for doing... :[

emmmilyyy 0

Wednesday 27 January 2010 17:59

you couldve at least threatened her that if she didnt give you road head to make it worthwhile, she'd have to walk to vegas...

J_nazzty 0

Wednesday 27 January 2010 18:08

who cares???...ur going to vegas!!! VEGASSS WOOOO

Heavyrocklegend 3

Wednesday 27 January 2010 18:17

one word: radio

Beeeeef 0

Wednesday 27 January 2010 18:20

ahaha gutted, lets hope your girlfriend dont read this.

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