Transportation: Today, I had a 10 hour drive to Las Vegas with only 2 CDs, Taylor... - FML

By Username - 27/01/2010 08:35 - France

Today, I had a 10 hour drive to Las Vegas with only 2 CDs, Taylor Swift and Jason Mraz, and my girlfriend who thinks she's a good singer. FML

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By duhitskelly94 - 24/05/2009 14:48 - United States

Today, I drove 150 miles to see one of my favorite singers in concert. Before I got out of the car I checked to make sure I had the tickets. Did I have the tickets? Yes. Were they for today's concert? Nope. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/07/2009 09:38 - United States

Today, I drove six hours with a friend to see one of her favorite bands in concert. We were turned away at the door because the online site didn't say we had to be 21 to enter. I drove six hours back with nothing to show for it but an empty gas tank and useless tickets. FML

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Today, I'm driving with to Vancouver with my aunt. It's been four hours and she still hasn't gotten tired of her lone Nickelback CD yet. FML

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By OhGodKillMeNow - 26/12/2009 11:42 - United Kingdom

Today, my family and I are driving down to France and it's going to take 4 hours. If that wasn't bad enough, my mum decides that she is going to listen to the CD my sister bought her for Christmas on repeat for the whole journey. It's Lady Gaga. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/12/2010 10:37 - Australia

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me by sending me a text. She was sitting right beside me on a 10 hour car trip, and there was still 6 more hours to go. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/02/2023 22:00

Today, I got caught singing '80s hair metal love ballads to myself in the car by the object of my affection. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/03/2023 18:00

Today, I was singing and drumming on the steering wheel in my car while stuck in traffic, only to realize the car next to me was full of my carpooling coworkers, all staring at me in disbelief. They spent the day at the office requesting songs. FML

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By cheesylad - 10/06/2017 06:00 - Australia - Sunnybank

Today, I was alone in the car with my crush. For reasons I will never understand, I put on the song 'Kiss a Girl' by Keith Urban. I could feel her cringing. FML

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Next time, text me instead

By Anonymous - 25/05/2022 06:00

Today, I drove 120 miles to spend a few days with my girlfriend. Less than 12 hours into my stay, she dumped me. FML

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By anonymous - 11/08/2010 19:19 - Canada

Today, after saving up my money for weeks, I went to see my favorite artist in concert with my friends. Two songs in, I passed out, hit my head, and had to have someone drive me home. FML

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musicmaniac925 0

Wednesday 27 January 2010 16:11

so turn on the radio...

sarcdude 3

Wednesday 27 January 2010 16:13

Be grateful you're lucky enough to even /have/ a girlfriend . it's tough to find one for the rest of us

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thecoolest 0

Thursday 28 January 2010 1:22

I don't get why people say turn on the radio. the radio plays just as much shitty music as those two. **** the radio, **** mainstream music.

marquisallover 0

Thursday 28 January 2010 2:53

you should of told her im a let you finish but my ex had the best singing of all time nah joke's but really man this is not a fml ydl for thinking this is an actual issue.

KamilleBlack 3

Thursday 28 January 2010 3:13

I don't understand the problem, I love Taylor Swift. Fearless is an amazing CD and I payed twice the price to get the platinum edition. If ur saying that Taylor Swift is a bad sing then u have bad taste and ur GF is freaking awesome ^^

koolaidray75 0

Thursday 28 January 2010 3:29

dude i have lost all respect for you no man i mean no man should ever be saying fml EVER!!!!!! I MEAN EVER!!! i have no will to live now after reading this!!!!

this_one 2

Thursday 28 January 2010 3:33

Maybe get more CDs.

D94C 0

Thursday 28 January 2010 3:45

What you do it have her sing or hu,, at the same time your dick is in her mouth, that is called the "hummer" :D

D94C 0

Thursday 28 January 2010 3:48

What you do is have her hum or sing while your d*ck is in her mouth. that is known as the "hummer" It will definately make your car ride a pleasant one... ;)

josh203 0

Thursday 28 January 2010 3:59

make a deal with her, she can sing for 30 minutes and then give you road head. singing for another 30 minutes and then a handjob. repeat as necessary until your **** is sore and then throw the cds out the window

SumKid_fml 0

Thursday 28 January 2010 4:00

Boohoo... I have to ride with my family of six from Georgia to El Paso, Tx. 21 Hours straight. My mom forgot to bring her iPod once and started listening to the only CD we had. Mexican Pop Music. 18 Tracks. Nonstop.

caits13 0

Thursday 28 January 2010 4:01

You're stupid. You should have turned on the radio. But that did make me laugh.

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