By Anonymous - 25/09/2010 02:35 - United States

Today, I had a cold and was vomiting. I sneezed really hard, smacking my nose onto the toilet seat. I woke up a few minutes later with my nose bleeding, painful, and still stuffy. FML
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my2centsworth 15

Are you sure it's just a cold? Colds don't generally cause vomiting.

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firstdbzmaker 15

haha wow I would cry if my luck was this bad...FYL

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FYLDeep 25

You hit your nose sneezing? and it was enough to knock you out? and you had already been vomiting? Sounds like you were drunk.

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bloobelly 0

sorry. but that wouldve been HILARIOUS to see!!

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Lolzords 11

At least you didn't vom again while you were passed out.

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jjrebel26 0

ydi for throwing up as you are taking a dump

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coco_MOO 0

hahaha ahwww! fyl op. ydi it for being sick.

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JXJ_fml 0

Falcon punch!!? By the nose Whoa!!!

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CovertMilitance 0

how did you know it was a few minutes?

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