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By candymansvan17 - 17/08/2011 21:50 - United States

Today, I had a cop pull me over because he claimed that he saw me taking a bunch of colorful pills at the previous stop sign. I was eating skittles. FML

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By Man in car - 11/10/2024 12:00 - United States

Today, I got pulled over by a cop car. As I was fumbling for my license and registration, I handed the officer a half-empty bag of Doritos I’d forgotten was in my glove box. He thought I was trying to bribe him. FML

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By fatty magoo - 29/07/2014 18:20 - United States - Kirkland

Today, I was pulled over for distracted driving. I'd been eating a donut. Let's just say the officer didn't appreciate being offered one. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/04/2019 16:00

Today, I got pulled over and ticketed while taking cookies to the local police station. FML

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Alexa, play "Tailights Fade" by Buffalo Tom

By Anonymous - 28/11/2021 13:59 - United States - Fredonia

Today, I got pulled over for a broken taillight. When I rolled down the window, the cop asked me if I was smoking crack. When I told him I didn't do drugs, he didn't believe me since he could detect a foul odor coming from my car. I'd just passed gas big time. FML

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The smell of freedom

By ThatNewCarSmell - 01/10/2014 16:53 - United States - Carlsbad

Today, I held my bag of burger and fries out the window while driving, to preserve that new car smell. Not only did I hit a pothole and lose my lunch, I got pulled over by a cop who suspected I was either littering or tossing drugs when I saw him. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/08/2021 08:01

Today, I pulled to the side of the road to take my medication. A cop claimed he’d seen me circling the area several times and gave me a ticket for kerb crawling. I’d literally just got off the motorway to take my pills. My wife is never going to believe I was innocent. FML

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By not as easy as pie - 16/10/2015 16:03 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I had to explain to a police officer that I wasn't drunk and had swerved because I was eating pie and almost dropped it. FML

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Probable cause

By Anonymous - 21/03/2023 05:00 - United States - Corinth

Today, I got pulled over for speeding. I know that I was in the wrong and will take responsibility for that. When the cop handed me my ticket, he asked me if I was smoking crack. I denied it because I don't do drugs. He asked me what that foul odor was. I was passing gas. FML

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Officer McGiggles

By ACAB - 16/09/2019 20:00 - Australia

Today, I got pulled over for speeding. After the cop asked for my license, he started laughing when he saw my picture. FML

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Donut pass Go

By Anonymous - 22/11/2010 06:26 - United States

Today, I came through a DUI checkpoint. The trooper noticed some donuts I had. He asked, "Are those donuts?" Jokingly, I replied, "Yes. Why? Are you going to confiscate them?" He didn't see the humor and pulled me off to the side to have a team search my truck. FML

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lindsaymiedema 4

Thursday 18 August 2011 8:40

taste the rainbow

angela3222 0

Thursday 18 August 2011 8:41

That happened at a school. This kid rented one of the school computers and then the next day they call her to the office and tell her that they watched her taking pills when really they were mike n ikes. And the parents sued them because it's an invasion of privacy.

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iAmScrubs 19

Thursday 18 August 2011 8:52

Yeaaah man, I started out with a dose of one skittles a day, but I've been slowly working my way up. Now, I run my own skittles empire and I'm popping skittles like it's 1999. I'm seeing crazy things like purple dinosaurs.

Iamnotmyself 17

Thursday 18 August 2011 9:02

-15 I love you, you love me, were all one big happy family!

Jacobt24 19

Thursday 18 August 2011 9:11

I know it probably doesn't matter but you put too many syllables in the last section. Sorry, it just sounds weird to me.

Iamnotmyself 17

Thursday 18 August 2011 9:12

-39 Ya I probably said it wrong, but one big kiss from me to you! Won't you say you love, me, too?

Jacobt24 19

Thursday 18 August 2011 9:16

I love u too. It's my favorite vowel.

kritz0 10

Thursday 18 August 2011 9:47

Idk if this person gets the Barney reference.

Jacobt24 19

Thursday 18 August 2011 9:59

*sigh* obviously I did when I realized he accidentally put 2 extra syllables in the song

androiddestroya 7

Thursday 18 August 2011 10:11

Jacobt24 I commend you sir for the reference *golf clap*

Jacobt24 19

Thursday 18 August 2011 10:22

Getting the Barney reference or the" love u" vowel thing?

DrWrong05 0

Thursday 18 August 2011 11:10

reading your profile dude, no ones gonna message your suburban buns bro stop trying so hard.

kritz0 10

Thursday 18 August 2011 15:26

Actually there are more than two things wrong with the first line he posted. I would have assumed you didn't, considering all you did was correct him on proper structure, then make a stupid comment on the letter u. Which would have made more sense if they were like most of the general posters in here who opt out of using the word you and use the letter u.

Life_sucks_13 6

Thursday 18 August 2011 16:51

And his name is Barney. Lol

IndiRae 9

Friday 19 August 2011 1:55

120- Holy ****. If you were trying to sound intelligent and make a comeback with that comment, I don't think you could have ****** yourself in the ass any harder. I can honestly say you've probably angered everyone that has more than a fourth grade education.