Work: Today, I had a creepy old guy with awful body odor in my salon....

By fashionista1787 - 12/09/2011 03:23 - United States

Today, I had a creepy old guy with awful body odor in my salon. As I was washing his hair, he brought up how he wants to start a garden, and how a woman's monthly flow weirdly helps to make it grow. Then he asked me if I can save up my used tampons for him. FML

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Today, while working at my salon, I was cutting an older gentleman's hair. When he got up to leave, everyone noticed he had clearly pissed his pants. I felt bad for him until he laughed and said, "Here's your tip, have fun cleaning that up." FML

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By Lunar-Spice - 23/10/2019 14:00

Today, I went to take a shower. I noticed a funky smell, but I just assumed it was from whoever had been there last. When I pulled the shower curtain back, I found out that my sister has stopped using feminine hygiene products for her period. It looked like someone had died in the bathtub. FML

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By woah - 04/05/2011 11:51 - United States

Today, my boyfriend asked me how women could urinate with a tampon in. FML

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By raesos91 - 18/09/2012 11:56 - United States - Houston

Today, I decided to look for the horrid stench coming from my bathroom. It turns out my roommate has been throwing away her used tampons in the "trashcan by the sink." That "trashcan" is my old antique vase. FML

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By funnywoe - 19/07/2020 20:01

Today, my uncle is staying with my family and he just gave me the weirdest 'gift' I've ever gotten. He gave me his used shaver. He said he realized that it's for women, but I find this disgusting. I could maybe sanitize it, but then I would have to touch the hairs on it. I had to pretend to be truly grateful for it. FML

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By Tressa95 - 25/02/2018 18:30 - United States - Belleville

Today, I walked into a public restroom and, to my utter surprise, saw a lady squeezing blood out of used tampons. We made eye contact, she continued, and I ran out in horror. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/04/2017 04:00

Today, after not showering with my boyfriend in 3 months, he called me in to the bathroom and asked me to shower with him. After getting excited and ripping my clothes off, I get in and he asks me to wash his hair. FML

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By tbree - 19/09/2014 22:38 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I asked my dad to take me to the store so I could get some feminine hygiene products. When we got there, he went running down the aisles yelling, "Help! My daughter's bleeding to death! Where're the tampons?!" FML

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By ohaifml - 04/09/2011 21:17 - United States

Today, my dad got into an argument with the cashier about how overpriced the scented tampons were. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/07/2013 13:58 - United States - Wayne

Today, not only do I work as a garbage man, but I had to pick up a used, bloody tampon that someone decided to throw on the ground rather than in a garbage can. FML

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Monday 12 September 2011 8:48

Awkward......

globalmeltdown 3

Monday 12 September 2011 8:49

that's disgusting...

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xXMudkipNoobXx 7

Monday 12 September 2011 9:01

gross

GrammarNaziFTW 0

Monday 12 September 2011 9:01

That's when it's time to do absolutely nothing and just walk away.

temtatn 6

Monday 12 September 2011 9:02

Well....what was your answer?

Grayscale 9

Monday 12 September 2011 9:04

#11, nobody ever tell you that you have to lick it clean first before putting them into your garden?

charlotte100 2

Monday 12 September 2011 9:07

Ummm riiiiight? Ok....

Freeze_fml 16

Monday 12 September 2011 9:08

Tell him you use pads.

mic203 2

Monday 12 September 2011 9:08

u sick bastard!...should have jst grabbed her left boob and left.

BB_ava 0

Monday 12 September 2011 9:11

Please... READ THE FRICKING FML AGAIN.

1958x 6

Monday 12 September 2011 9:10

That's really creepy and nasty.

ninidunut 0

Monday 12 September 2011 9:13

Say you use pads and not tampons;)

YdoIhaveAchode 4

Monday 12 September 2011 9:14

Thats awkward..Maybe he's a real life vampire that sucks on used tampons?

aleithiera 2

Monday 12 September 2011 10:51

Tea time!

lms0708 0

Tuesday 13 September 2011 0:04

it's more filling that way.

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