By fashionista1787 - 12/09/2011 03:23 - United States

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Today, I had a creepy old guy with awful body odor in my salon. As I was washing his hair, he brought up how he wants to start a garden, and how a woman's monthly flow weirdly helps to make it grow. Then he asked me if I can save up my used tampons for him. FML
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DjeePee 24

Maybe that awful odor wasn't from his body, but from the used tampons that he collects in his pockets...

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ilikeemsmall 4

That's pretty high on the ick factor!

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funnyfiona 0

Ewwww that gave me the shivers :/

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leadman1989 15

"she can't afford to come off hot case she's too cold to shiver to cold to shiver"

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leadman1989 15

If the price is right I don't see why a business transaction can't occur. Think about it logically, this is a niche market you can corner it and charge a premium! >:) Who cares what he does with it one girls trash is some pervy idiots vampire teeth.

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CiaranPM 0

I thought everyone knew that, OP.

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underguarded 20

Say you had your tubes tied and no longer get periods. Then there is No reason to discuss the future of your tampons.

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Fohz 9

You don't stop menstruating when you get your tubes tied.

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