By mmmretail - 25/05/2013 05:09 - Australia - Bairnsdale

Today, I had a customer tell me how much she regretted not aborting her expected child, how much she hates the father, and described to me in immense detail what it is like to pee while pregnant. All within the 30 seconds it took me to serve her. FML
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guy24 9

She must if been talking very fast... Did she rap it to you?

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MrSassypants 33

"Now let me tell you about my child, Wanted to have her aborted, 'cuz she wild, The father sucks, he looks like a duck, owns a shitty pick-up truck, and the pregnancy was terrible, the birth? Unbearable. The worst part was when I had to pee, Couldn't just sit down I had to lean, If I made a mess I would have to clean, It, yes, clean it all up, ******* smelled terrible; made me throw up, So what's up? I would like to order my meal, Chicken wings with fries, sounds like a nice deal, I would also like some coke, No ice 'cuz I easily choke, I'll also like some salad on the side, trying to watch my weight, I'm not trying fat up again 'cuz I'm on a date."

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sexyboi1985 27

It happens only in Straya.

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clueless05 12

Yes,there is only horrible people in Australia. It's because we're all convicts

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newzealand 28

with any luck a dingo might steal her baby, then it might get a better up bringing.

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redbandit9877 12

Something tells me this happened at Walmart. On a side note, that poor kid, no mother should ever regret their child.

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DaDezza244 31

Unfortunately for you, you are wrong because there are no Walmart in Australia.

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perdix 29

You should have shared your ribald tales of STDs, UTIs and painful urination. You would have made a great tip or commission, and then made a friend for life (or choice, as the case may be.)

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Futacy 29

I predict numeruos controversial commenters arising from the hollows.

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DanqGirlxoxo 13

She's probably told that story more than enough times for her to say it within 30 seconds ; Pregnancy makes some people profusely psycho.

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olpally 32

F the child's life, and sorry we all had to hear that there are people like that who hate their own children before they're born. :/ that's despicable!

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buddy51 23

C'mon, OP, the more you know.... She's just trying to do you a service by sharing her experiences with you in the incredible intimacy of a store. Imagine how much you would have learned if you'd been a bartender......

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mattlw 25

Ouch. Hopefully she never tells the child how much she regretted not getting an abortion.

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