Health: Today, I had a dream in which I was being mugged. I started fighting...

By Anonymous - 11/08/2013 18:11 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, I had a dream in which I was being mugged. I started fighting the muggers off, while in reality, my fist smacked my wife in the face. Now she has a black eye, nobody believes my story, and they think I'm a wife beater. FML

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By DravensMommy - 06/08/2009 19:22 - United States

Today, I woke up with a black eye. Why? My husband was having a dream where he was fighting somebody and wound up punching me in the face in his sleep. I had a very important job interview this morning. FML

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By Grubendol - 15/12/2011 17:30 - United States

Today, I had a dream in which I was arguing with my mom. In the dream, she threatened to hit me, and I told her I'd do it myself. I reared back and knocked the crap out of myself. I'm awake now, and my jaw still hurts. FML

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Explain this

By Jenny - 16/01/2024 23:00 - United States

Today, my husband smacked me quite hard, and I have a black eye as a result. It's not a case of a domestic abuse, it was 100% unintended because he was sleeping and had a really bad dream that made him swing his arm. He's feeling bad about it, and I would laugh it off, but I have an important meeting tonight. FML

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By randomguy - 09/07/2012 15:09 - United States - Saylorsburg

Today, I woke up after my pregnant fiancée punched me in the face. Apparently, I rolled over in my sleep and knocked her out of bed. She is still pissed about it. FML

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By Spa Catholic - 10/06/2015 12:00 - United States - Taunton

Today, I saw a woman being mugged. I ran up to help and pushed the guy off of her. She then punched me in the face and called the cops because she was, "just living out a fantasy" and I'm, "a lunatic for trying to help." FML

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By Anonymous - 24/07/2017 07:00 - United States - Warren

Today, while having a bad dream, I went to punch a bully in the face. Mid-swing I wake up and punch the solid concrete wall to my basement bedroom FML

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By Anonymous - 15/04/2011 00:53 - Canada

Today, during a major argument with my girlfriend, I shoved a door open, which then rebounded and hit me in the face. I'm not sure which is more pathetic: that I was savaged by a door, or that I made up a story about kicking a mugger's ass to explain the huge black eye to my coworkers. FML

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Nightmare mode

By oliver - 27/01/2016 12:02 - United States

Today, I woke up with a pounding headache. My wife tells me that last night I woke up from a nightmare, screaming, tried to run away, and knocked myself out running headfirst into the bedroom wall. So she put me back to bed and went back to sleep. FML

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Night terrors

By Tanisha Skye Regeling - 11/06/2020 23:02

Today, I woke up with a headache and a bruised forehead after my husband full-force elbowed me in the head last night in his sleep. It wouldn't be so bad, except for the fact he has zero memory of doing it. FML

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Sleep punching is a thing

By Anonymous - 13/09/2021 02:00

Today, I woke up to a punch in the face. My girlfriend said it was because she dreamed that I'd bought all her friends Taco Bell but didn't bring her anything. FML

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Olympiakos10 15

Monday 12 August 2013 2:03

Atleast you didn't stab the muggers in your dream ;]

ty7in_topic 31

Monday 12 August 2013 2:04

Why doesn't your wife tell them that your story's true OP. I'm sure they'll believe the story if she says it.

Comments

catanita 18

Monday 12 August 2013 12:16

I don't care what everyone else thinks. What your wife think is all that matters.

brandoneyez1 25

Monday 12 August 2013 13:34

I admit this happened to us too. It can happen with a rough night.

kayleighcupcake 14

Monday 12 August 2013 14:24

it sucks but it happens! My fiancee has elbowed me in his sleep a few times!

Neopopulas 9

Monday 12 August 2013 14:46

Either A) you're the type of person or in the type of relationship that this is easily believed. or B) They're idiots.. or maybe C) you're lying..

CrazyManNo9 29

Monday 12 August 2013 16:17

I did the same thing. Happily, my wife did believe me. She knows I would never, ever hit her for any reason.

pinkdino911 9

Monday 12 August 2013 17:37

Can you blame them?

ballpython 15

Monday 12 August 2013 18:34

I have had a similar experience while sleeping with my wife. After a few comments from people I would respond with obnoxiously sarcastic comments regarding the situation such as " she snores a lot and I can't take it any longer". After doing this a few times the comments stopped.

ryanpetersen3 2

Monday 12 August 2013 20:08

i dont believe you

sprinkesrdelish 5

Tuesday 13 August 2013 0:11

if it helps, I believe you, my fiancé flails around in his sleep too.

C0mmanderKeen 9

Thursday 15 August 2013 15:58

people are stupid sometimes and always want to believe the worst. D: my boyfriend is crazy when he sleeps so it's happened to me a few times. x) I just hit him back.