By furryballoon - 22/11/2011 04:46 - United States

Today, I had a dream that I was trying to pop a balloon. Nothing I did was working, so I put it between my knees and tried to pop it that way. Immediately, I woke up to the sound of frantic hissing and meowing. As it turns out, I was trying to pop the cat. FML
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Same thing different taste

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artsyfox 3

better than waking to a strangled dead cat

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agm2010 0

you had that pussy near your pussy!

Cat "today I tried to cuddle next to my owner for warmth. She tried to kill me. FML"

i guess pissing off ur cat and having him scratch ur balls is the new way to shave?

compasseagle89 8

(woman) in the FML tends to mean no balls

It does actually. Ops name furry balloon plus the female symbol in the top right corner. Cheers

**** I was wondering why you are calling me grandma. My info says I'm 92. Jesus that's too funny since I'm not even half way there. Dunno how that happened. Hmmm I smell a rat. Lol

And here I thought it was how to do a vasectomy from the comfort of your own home...

nahh, u changed ur profe profile pic after i said that? got u nigg@@@

nahh ... i wonder why u changed ur pro pic after i said that??? haha i got uuu

Tit is indeed cuntpletely possible. Yeah, I'm whoreible at this.

How'd your cat get between your legs anyway?

MyMoments 5