By Anonymous - 12/05/2011 04:41

Today, I had a full on "conversation" with my cat about her laying off the catnip. I really need to get out more. FML
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HeavyMetalViking 0

Oh, I love watching one sided conversations. "I think you're addicted to the weed" "......" "Oh yeah?!" "......" "Say something, you ******* pussy!"

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Djzom13 0

if youre talking to your I say you lay off the cat nip before telling your cat to ;)

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TheDeadlyBones 0

I bet you didn't know it, but ur cat had a one sided conversation with you about laying off the weed... ;D

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SeasonedLemur 5

Good comment. talking seriously to ones cat is a distinct sign of stonerisis, the last time I got stoned I pushed my mates cat around in his grans wheelchair while laughing manicly to myself, before any of you complain the cat was loving it!

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Pufferfish78 5

You only really have to worry is if your cat responds back, then you know you need to get out more.

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MRobvious750 0

Unless your happy with your lifestyle now, some people should just stay home and talk to their cats. Maybe your one of them.

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RedPillSucks 31

And your cat answered back "get off my tip. You're talking to a damn cat!" Time to change your crack supplier

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sourgirl101 28

Who's the dealer? And what's the trade for kitty's fix?

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alexisreign17 0

My friend meows at her cat all the time, so don't feel bad.

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gemzroxya 0

when i was younger i gave my cat the talk about sex.

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