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By anonymous - 16/09/2011 17:18 - United Kingdom

Today, I had a graded performance in my drama class. I had to play a murderer in an interrogation room. I got really into it and started pounding on the windows to try to "escape". The thin glass smashed. Four hours in casualty, stitches and plastic surgery pretty much sum up my mood. FML

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By Nickname - 12/10/2011 20:05 - United States

Today, I went to the emergency room for busting my lip open, I had to lie and tell them I slipped and fell. In reality I was singing with the soap bottle and slammed it into my lip. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/12/2011 14:00 - Malaysia

Today, as part of my job as a performer, I had to show off my skills with a switchblade in front of an audience. A kid shot a rubber band at me. I then needed stitches. FML

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By me - 12/11/2010 05:41 - United States

Today, while in my drama class, my character in a play has to quickly jump up out from his desk. Somehow, my shirt got caught on the desk, ripping it almost completely off in front of a live audience. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/10/2010 23:32 - Antigua and Barbuda

Today, I passed a car, and heard a baby crying in the back seat. It was hot and no one was around. All the doors were locked so I broke it with a rock, cutting my arm and setting the alarm off. Only to find out that it was a realistic baby doll. I have to get 7 stitches and pay for the window. FML

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By JD - 06/02/2010 01:20 - Australia

Today, I was in my drama class and I was standing behind the curtains. My friend accidentally bumped me into the bin that was hidden behind the curtain. Everyone heard me fall and they opened the curtains. My butt was stuck in it and my knees were in front of my face. No one helped. FML

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eurekaroy 6

Friday 16 September 2011 23:50

Well let's look at the bright side, no one will want to mess with the drama kids now.

stormchaser24 24

Friday 16 September 2011 23:51

Well that sucks but did you get a good grade? The teacher must have been like nice fake blood. Oh shit!!!!

Comments

poppylamonzo 0

Friday 16 September 2011 23:56

How people can say YDI on this sorta thing, I will never knowww.

a_nutritionist 10

Saturday 17 September 2011 2:26

because the idiot "pounded" on glass. i really dont see how this isnt a YDI. today i did something stupid and got hurt...yep, you deserve it.

darkmis1 17

Saturday 17 September 2011 15:22

Because I was a theatre major before I switched to art, and I would hate to see this. From what OP described, it's not good acting and seems unplanned (which it was, because if OP had taken the time to make sure the glass wasn't thin, this wouldn't be on FML.) A more realistic situation would be the killer trying to trick the cops into thinking he's innocent.

Freeze_fml 16

Friday 16 September 2011 23:57

You'll get bonus points for being realistic. As the glass was not bulletproof I'm guessing someone is going to get a grade deduction.

BellaBelle_fml 23

Saturday 17 September 2011 3:01

So are they getting bonus points or a grade deduction?! Make up your mind...

Spinnmaster 1

Friday 16 September 2011 23:59

You know you did it just to impress the ladies! You're such a boss, and you have the scars to show it!

TheBlackCops 0

Friday 16 September 2011 23:59

Was it worth an A?

krysxkatastrophe 14

Saturday 17 September 2011 0:02

Try not to get carried away next time. Going too far with your acting is just as bad as not putting any effort into it.

Kendall_Cali97 8

Saturday 17 September 2011 0:04

Ow:((( tht must really hurt!

megapeyt 17

Saturday 17 September 2011 0:05

Ouch dude FYL

KiddNYC1O 20

Saturday 17 September 2011 0:08

Don't forget to project your voice, op.

KiddNYC1O 20

Saturday 17 September 2011 0:13

Who the **** thumbed me down? Little bitch.

ikickgingers 15

Saturday 17 September 2011 0:10

... Yes, but did it put the lotion on?

ilovefall10 21

Saturday 17 September 2011 0:10

It was really cool of you to get so into your character. Also for the people who say stuff like " Well don't hit blahblahblah then" I think OP KNEW THAT. Don't be such smart-asses.