YDI for not being able to get her off after two years u should be able to figure it out at least once. also, i'm going to have to confiscate your man card for not being able to pleasure your woman and for posting an emo status update.

I agree with #81. Going onto Facebook and wallowing in your status is pathetic. But your ex is hilarious.

that is kinda funny but im sry that must suck

YDI for posting Blue October lyrics. Get better taste in music.

Oh and I'm fairly certain that you can only click "like" on the original post, not the posts that come after. So more than likely your Mom was clicking "like" on your song lyrics, not your ex's post.

Honestly i think your ex has a great sense of humor. I feel for you cause of the break up and all but that's really funny. Take solstice in the fact that she admitted to you that she didn't have to fake an ******. Don't take things like that so seriously, you kinda left yourself open for it

LOL. Thank you for the laugh. You are inadequate

wow you just got royally OWNED!

Um, yes you can

You can only like original posts. and that's a pretty fine comeback, you've got to admit. tbh, ydi for posting that on facebook.