By JazzSpazz - 11/08/2009 06:40 - United States

Today, I had a horrible breakup with my girlfriend of two years. Depressed, I changed my Facebook status to, "Hate me today, hate me tomorrow, hate me for all the things I didn't do for you." My ex commented, "Give me an orgasm?" Five of my friends, including my mom, liked this. FML
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andyn 0

YDI for posting lyrics as your facebook status you ******* twat.

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KelceyLoves 0

Blue October is fantastic, but that song was written to his mom.

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Leviticus509 4

Should have said "Nah, a ******* knife in the back". Bet that would have shut that bitch up. Haha I'm usually not this aggressive but this one pissed me off.

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RileyL29 0

Dlt comment. Unfriend rude bitch. That would've probably taken 10 seconds and yhr situation would have been avoided. ydi.

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Kfryyy 1

Do you even know what that song is about?

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ckilla421 0

Blue October is quite possibly one of the worst bands, period. Listening to them makes me want to hurl myself into heavy traffic. And though your ex's comment was unnecessarily hurtful, your need to express your self pity through previously-said crappy band shows me you really want a swift kick in the groin.

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the_dumb_duck 7

What gives you the right to decide who can listen what kind of music? Just because you don't particularly enjoy a band doesn't mean you have the right to threaten and talk down to someone.

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redsnork 3

Blue October + relationships = NEVER A GOOD IDEA Trust me

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lolhahafml 0

Wow you are sad in so many ways

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narutou546 4

That's why if I break up with my gf or she breaks up with me, I block them as soon as possible

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