Miscellaneous: Today, I had a huge yard sale. Since I live in a good neighborhood,...

By penguindude82 - 06/05/2012 07:38 - United States - Dallas

Today, I had a huge yard sale. Since I live in a good neighborhood, I decided to leave the stuff out tonight rather than pack it all in for only a few hours. The news didn't say anything about the impending severe thunderstorm. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/07/2020 02:02

Today, I put my car in the garage last night so it wouldn't get damaged by a huge thunderstorm. Golf clubs fell on it while it was stowed away. FML

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By hungry - 13/10/2013 05:23 - United States

Today, I heard that there was supposed to be a huge blizzard heading our way, so I went out to stock up on groceries. After spending $600 on food, I drove home and packed most of it into the fridge and freezer just in time for our power to go out. FML

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Cheeky little bastards

By weeping_willow - 01/06/2020 08:00

Today, the kids that live down the street had a yard sale in my yard while I wasn’t home. They sold a bunch of my daughter's toys, which I now have to replace. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/11/2010 21:40 - Denmark

Today, the weather man announced that today's forecast will include heavy rain and hail in my city. Normally, this wouldn't be a big deal. However, my house has no roof at the moment. FML

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By wtf did I do - 02/03/2012 21:15 - United States

Today, I went to help a friend move into her new apartment. We were half-way through when it started to rain, and in my anger I yelled that it's like these things happen just to annoy me. Then we heard the tornado sirens. FML

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By knevs - 22/06/2011 20:05 - United States

Today, my mom sold our electronic stuff to pay for hurricane shutters. We live in Chicago. FML

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Leave me alone!

By Anonymous - 10/08/2019 18:00

Today, I posted that I'm having a yard sale and listed a bunch of stuff I'm selling. People started messaging, asking me to send pictures and prices. That's why I'm having the yard sale, so I don't have to post pictures and prices! FML

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Coincidence

By lostmystuff - 07/07/2013 06:35 - United States - Livermore

Today, I was moving to my new apartment. I left some furniture outside as I drove to dump the first load at my new place. When I got back, everything was gone. Apparently, today is the day the donation truck was coming around to take everything we don't need. FML

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By elle - 23/05/2011 10:17

Today, I found out that the peaceful rain I'd been listening to all night was really a broken water-main flooding my entire yard. FML

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By racking-leaves - 14/11/2012 19:55 - United States

Today, after spending three hours raking leaves, I went to the store to get some supplies. I came back to find my neighbor had decided to blow his leaves all over my yard. FML

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Sunday 6 May 2012 15:43

The weather, wrong? IMPOSSIBRU!

llamafish 25

Sunday 6 May 2012 15:45

So lemme get this straight. The storm stole your stuff? Is that what happened? Goddamn weather. Edit: I have no idea what the **** I'm saying.

Comments

TwiztedYuri 9

Sunday 6 May 2012 22:10

where you expecting the weather to come over knock on your door and be like.... so um I'm about to make a storm. so like move your stuff pls. if you where outside all day doing the yardsale you wouldn't know what the weather would be like.

waytomuchinfoo 0

Sunday 6 May 2012 22:41

I live in a 500k up neighborhood and got robbed for 50 thousand dollars.... Can't trust anybody... Even mother nature.

runnamuk 6

Sunday 6 May 2012 23:26

You really live in a +500k neighborhood? Sooo... How you doin? (Since this is via the internet, you have to imagine me giving you suggestive nods, winks, and the like).

minkatte 1

Sunday 6 May 2012 23:36

Haha, how funny, do you live around Melissa? We also had a community garage sale, but we decided to move our stuff inside. Nasty weather, it's rarely so bad.

groupleader 7

Sunday 6 May 2012 23:41

Yeah, that's not really a news story, more of a weather story. Just like when the sports anchor doesn't open with the city council meeting agenda.

Pandacupcakelove 26

Sunday 6 May 2012 23:52

You shouldn't be so naive...

puppypie67 0

Monday 7 May 2012 1:57

I'm sorry, but YDI.

marcus903 17

Monday 7 May 2012 3:24

What kind of world do we live in to be under the impression that just because we live in a good environment, our house and belongings are safe from inclement weather and easy-spotting thieves? Seriously, you need to get a mind check.