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By Crunchy - 19/04/2009 21:52 - United States

Today, I had a job interview. Everything was going really well until I noticed a bug on my interviewer's lower neck. I shouted that something really disgusting was crawling on him. It turns out it was his big hairy mole. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/02/2021 21:30

Today I went to a much-anticipated job interview. I've been out of work for a month and I really need and wanted this job. I then realized that yesterday's hike was not a good idea when a tick crawled across my forehead in the middle of the interview. FML

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By Cody - 30/12/2008 09:35 - France

Today, I was at a job interview at McDonalds. All was going well until the manager told me that I'd have to remove the piercing that I have on my eyebrow. I didn't think that my mole would be so confusing. FML

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Rash decision

By caiti - 06/08/2009 01:25 - United States

Today, I had a job interview and things were going really well until I noticed the woman interviewing me staring at the inside of my elbow. I am recovering from a poison sumac rash, and each spot looks like a puncture wound from a syringe. I was dismissed before the interview was over. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/07/2012 20:26 - Netherlands - Delft

Today, I had a job interview, for which I spent hours preparing. My interviewer was nothing more than a pimple-faced teen, and after only two minutes of reviewing my qualifications, he lost interest and started asking such questions as which Hogwarts house is my favorite. FML

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By toryzhere - 29/03/2012 11:13 - Canada

Today, I had a job interview. I have major OCD, and I had to sit in a room with a man covered in cat hair, struggling to even survive for an hour and a half. FML

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Stylish

By boo - 27/05/2009 18:15 - United States

Today, I had a job interview. I had to drop my daughter off with my babysitter first. When I got to the interview, I got a weird look from the vice president of the company. I had lime green poop running down the side of my white blouse. FML

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Dirty protest

By Paul - 21/08/2023 00:02

Today, I had a job interview; unfortunately for me, I was so nervous that all of a sudden I felt the need to take a huge dump. My bowels started growling out of protest. I tried to play it off as if it was due to me being hungry, but it sounded like I had a monster trapped in my guts. The interviewer raised an eyebrow in disbelief. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/06/2009 19:00 - United States

Today, I had a job interview. I have a nervous tendency to rub my foot against the bar under the table. After the interview I noticed I had been rubbing my foot against the interviewer's leg. FML

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M. Night Shyamalanadingdong

By Anonymous - 30/06/2020 05:02

Today, I went to the bathroom after a terrible job interview. My interviewer walked in with another guy, talking about my interview, saying he was obviously going to hire the other guy because my odd-sounding name was too hard to pronounce, yet alone spell in multiple emails. FML

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Not a good sign

By DeepFriedZombie - 09/08/2016 00:18

Today, I went to my first job interview. I didn't think I was doing too badly, until the interviewer said, "Wait a second, you're in high school?" I explained that the guy who'd called me had said that this wouldn't be a problem. I then watched as my interviewer left his desk to "deal" with him. FML

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Monday 20 April 2009 2:42

That company was doomed anyways, there was a mole in the organization!

asxp10 0

Monday 20 April 2009 2:41

You couldn't tell the difference between a mole and a bug?

Comments

noName123456 0

Monday 20 April 2009 3:02

ha thats awsome tweentfirst

bad_times 0

Monday 20 April 2009 3:06

woww.... that sounds really fake no offence

SilentGround 0

Monday 20 April 2009 3:12

mole! bloody mole! we're not supposed to talk about the bloody mole!

mamaReese 0

Monday 20 April 2009 3:19

lol, I wouldn't have said anything..

lyndis_fml 0

Monday 20 April 2009 3:20

Even if it had been a bug, shouting at a job interview is a really dumb thing to do. What were you thinking?

softball10 0

Monday 20 April 2009 3:21

so i guess during the beginning of the interview nothing was there then all of a sudden a mole appeared??

kandy_fml 0

Monday 20 April 2009 3:27

YDI Try to be a little more classy the next time you have a job interview.

jumpgurl23 0

Monday 20 April 2009 3:38

# 8 lol so i take it u did good on the interview? haha

alphabetcity 0

Monday 20 April 2009 3:39

Eww I was eating a pretzel and when I thought of a mole I thought of 1) The girl on FML who pulled someones mole hair and bled profusely and 2) The guy with the mole from Austin Powers. Moley- moley!