Health: Today, I had a panic attack because I was constipated. FML

By Sostupid - 24/01/2011 03:41 - Canada

Today, I had a panic attack because I was constipated. FML

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By TheHeirofTime - 15/08/2016 15:11 - United States - Marlborough

Today, I had to cancel an appointment due to diarrhea. I was so nervous that when the receptionist asked why, I told her, "I can't stop shitting." FML

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By Anonymous - 14/05/2012 03:14 - United States

Today, after 4 days of constipation, I finally pooped. Sadly, I was not on the toilet. FML

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Doortje 29

Monday 24 January 2011 9:16

"Oh God, oh God, I can't poop, oh God" *faints* Idiot.

disco2466 8

Monday 24 January 2011 9:10

did it make you shit yourself?

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iHaveADream_ 0

Friday 11 February 2011 6:28

at least your undies were poop free :P

Emilykate98 0

Wednesday 6 April 2011 9:32

laxadives(:

cherrigirl 0

Thursday 21 April 2011 0:54

I too have anxiety problems.

narutou546 4

Thursday 12 May 2011 0:22

that sux, hopefully you didn't crap yourself in the process

slappygecko 21

Sunday 26 June 2011 7:47

be happy. one woman died because her son put laxative in her coffee and she had a heart attack

aduro1991 4

Saturday 5 November 2011 23:21

wow

SkoomaKi 27

Wednesday 6 June 2012 22:20

I'm sorry, but this is ridiculous. Get over yourself OP.

rain_or_shine 8

Friday 2 November 2012 4:24

well I hope you feel better and that really sucks. Its embaressing, yet teriffying. It's a health issue that everyone just laughs at.

Levee44 9

Tuesday 29 January 2013 23:51

I just can't imagine how that happened :)

gingerface81 16

Saturday 5 April 2014 7:27

Been there, done that....

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