By yobruh - 17/05/2011 04:54

Today, I had a parent-teacher conference with my 8 year old son. He'd written "Chuck Norris" as the answer for every question on his test. FML
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hellogoodbye1996 6

so it was a parent teacher conference because he did exceedingly well on his test?

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relyo 0

The kid already knows that Chuck Norris is the universal answer. Nothing wrong with that.

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jannie22 0

that bitch better have not marked them wrong or she is condemned to hell! chuck Norris is the answer to everything always was and always will be!

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staceysgenesis16 0

wow. thats just stupid.

Blake4477 0

Your stupid! lol JK Chuck Norris is the best!(:

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staceysgenesis16 0

oh thanks. lol. i dont really get the humor in chuck norris jokes though. hmm..

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BWill9014 4

watch the chuck Norris kick and chuck norris fighting a bear online and you will understand

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snugglesmcgee91 2

Yeah........thats probably because Chuck Norris has roundhouse-kicked you so much. *shrugs* Congrats on still living though.

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zojieeu 6

I bet you do not know how big Chuck Norris's dick is :(

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zojieeu 6

I bet you do not know how big is Chuck Norris's middle "leg" is :(

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staceysgenesis16 0

chuck norris is old.

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docscientist 9

Well yeah, he roundhouses kicked in the middle of the empty universe once, causing the big bang. Apparently he then dined on antimatter, which is why we have an abundance of matter today.

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crisd666 0

no, he's just fooling ppl into believe that for he is infinitely young

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MeJazz 7

That should have been an epic moment in your life and instead you take for granted that your child is genius

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logo79 0

well chuck norris is the only answer either him or a round house kick to the face

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Gamer_Bum 1

Chuck Norris helped me become my school's valedectorian :D

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Blazingcrono 6

Chuck Norris should've helped you learn how to spell "valedictorian" while he was at it.

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BellaGoBoom 6

Oh no, one letter!! Light the signal fires!

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texxan87 0

was the conference in honor of him getting an award?

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vickilouise 1

don't let him play wow anymore :-/

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ProhibitionRose 14

Chuck Norris has nothing to do with wow, moron

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BWill9014 4

wtf lol... you're thinking of Leroy Jenkins you dumb ass xD

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ImInABox 6

Chuck Norris is the answer for everything. DUH. "Oh, how are you?" "Chuck Norris." "Where?!"

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