Intimacy: Today, I had a substitute teacher for my dance class. I noticed...

By seriously - 20/04/2009 23:05 - Canada

Today, I had a substitute teacher for my dance class. I noticed at one point, he took out a camera. The principal came in, everyone was going crazy, and the teacher was dragged out of the classroom. He was taking videos and pictures of us dancing. Turns out he was a registered sex offender. FML

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By mayerstexmex69 - 08/11/2012 15:52 - Canada - Hamilton

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By ToothHurtyAM - 18/10/2018 05:00

Today, the principal of my school asked me if I had practice. Knowing he's gullible, I said yes. I came home to find him and my mom having sex. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/10/2009 13:39 - United States

Today, I was participating in an exercise in my psychology class to describe this horrible looking person I had never seen before and I described the person as a "rebellious, drug dealing, lowlife". The person in that picture turned out to be my teacher. FML

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By Pandathepilot - 10/11/2017 15:00

Today, my principal made me visit "anti-violence" classes because I had a picture of me threatening a man with a gun on my Facebook page. It was taken during the school play, where I was acting as a gangster and the gun was just a toy. The principal saw the play. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/01/2017 18:00

Today, I had to suspend a student. Apparently, someone convinced him that he turned invisible. He walked into the girls locker room thinking he could not be seen. I work at a high school. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/04/2009 09:01 - Singapore

Today, my teacher called me into his office so he that he could pass me some information for my project. Just as he plugged in my thumbdrive, he opened the folder named "School Work". That was the folder name I used to disguise my porn. FML

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Jonesy666 0

Tuesday 21 April 2009 9:25

Holy s**t did the school not CRB check the guy

michellaneous 0

Tuesday 21 April 2009 9:28

don't they do background checks on all teachers? even subs? i hope they confiscated that camera and burned the film!

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notyourkitsune 0

Thursday 21 May 2009 4:01

._. im afraid.... very afraid. we had a sub who stole stuff once... never a sex pffender though

DarthSTFU 0

Friday 22 May 2009 2:50

**** all your lives...

PredyJessica 0

Thursday 28 May 2009 8:40

eeek.....and eeek!sorry to hear that i hope this wont hunt you -_-

guitaristcarts12 0

Thursday 28 May 2009 11:30

I have a hard time believing your school didnt do a background check on the guy.

c3ns0r3dn4m3 0

Wednesday 10 June 2009 2:33

deff. FYL

silly_kate 0

Wednesday 10 June 2009 3:44

FYL, hope you aren't TOO freaked out!

SookMauNoots 0

Thursday 25 June 2009 0:58

your school should be shut down.

popezeke 0

Saturday 25 July 2009 4:28

oh quit your bitching it could be worse. A real sex offender would've put cameras in the locker rooms and the bathrooms. You just met a garden-variety pervert. You would shit yourself if you met a real creeper.

teusz16 0

Thursday 6 August 2009 18:53

Did anyone notice this was tagged as "intimate"? wtf lol?

WOW_idc123 0

Sunday 13 December 2009 23:23

That's kind of what happened at my school. Except it's a middle school and the guy sub called the girls baby, babe, cutie, etc andhe mad us call him hotstuff and other weird names. He wouldn't let us talk. Even though it's a Spanish class and we were told to practice with a partner. He was just a really weird old perv. When our teacher came back we told him. And now he can't sub at our school.