By John - 19/11/2011 17:50 - United Kingdom

Today, I had a very long, complicated talk with my girlfriend. Apparently, since she isn't religious, she doesn't have to give anyone Christmas presents, and yet expects everyone to give her some. She then told me what I should get her. FML
I agree, your life sucks 39 488
You deserved it 5 110

Same thing different taste

Comments

jburke315 0

Tell her she's getting a new boyfriend cuz she flipping nuts!!!

Giving gifts during Christmas is not a religious ritual. It's part of the consumeristic holiday created by society. Your girlfriend is not only selfish and egotistic, she's also dumb.

love it how it went from an fml into a religious argument... calm the **** down people!

MikeHauncho2010 4

Give her a dick slap to the face!

Best present you can give her, Your dick in a box.

Get her a nice big slice of shut the **** up? :)

Get a big ass box so she thinks its something good and put a peice of paper at the bottom saying "its over"

That isn't even a matter of being christian. That's called "selfish ****" sadly it's a permanent disorder. I recommend you bail the **** out and find someone better.

Ok, umm she can think of a way better excuse than that. I'm not religious like that but I'd still give out gifts. It's time to give that bitch the boot!