By Anonymous - 12/05/2009 20:56 - United States

Today, I had all four of my wisdom teeth extracted. Under anesthesia I told the dentist my entire love life and drug history in detail. FML
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LostAndNotFound 0

lmao. SOMEONE can't handle their nitrous oxide. i'd hate to see you under the influence of truth serum.

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Rekabeck 7

Damn... did it last the entire session? Bloody hell, must have been a pretty long history if it did... that would be awesome :D

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acertijo 0

goshh. Well said #9! it's local anesthesia, not general. you DON'T sleep for it. only if you go on a surgery.

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Justin23L 2

I was put to sleep when I got my wisdom teeth pulled.

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Mc09toofine 0

...........................well that says a lot about you know doesn't it?!!!! lol this is a funny story

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brumfielddd5 0

oh god. now i'm scared to get mine removed, who knows what i could say? :0 lol.

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titan90 0

It's not like you dont have control of what you can and cannot say when you are anesthetized...Unless you cant remember a thing from the surgery in which case you would not know what you said...

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NoBounceNoPlay 0

I want some!

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shameonmedude 0

How do you possibly know you did that? I call bullshit

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vampirate 0

I feel like the 'proceeded' in this one was included deliberately just to piss people off.

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mcsnelly 5

#14--actually, you might not really have much control of what you say. You'd be conscious and aware of what's going on around you, but you're still drugged and you can get a little loopy.

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