By Anonymous - 12/05/2009 20:56 - United States

Today, I had all four of my wisdom teeth extracted. Under anesthesia I told the dentist my entire love life and drug history in detail. FML
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LostAndNotFound 0

lmao. SOMEONE can't handle their nitrous oxide. i'd hate to see you under the influence of truth serum.

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Rekabeck 7

Damn... did it last the entire session? Bloody hell, must have been a pretty long history if it did... that would be awesome :D

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ctc9 0

I'm pretty sure you aren't talking much while he's pulling your four teeth out. Even less AFTER they're out.

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zoopy_fml 0

I hate when people say "not an FML" as negation but I want to encourage the OP by saying this isn't as bad as you think; I'm sure said dentist hears a lot of weird shit from people every time they go under.

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Seti_fml 0

I don't think its fake. I know when i got my wisdom teeth taken out I apparently told my mom in detail about my sex life, my social life, and I informed her about me taking drugs. I don't remember any of this of course... but my mom sure made fun of me for a long time about it. That anesthesia can really **** you up.

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Rawrrr14 0

Well, that's going to be awkward. You told you, you said all of those things?

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burrito_supreme 0

#17 just made my day.

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jer_fml 0

gooootta be fake, when i went under, i was totally aware of what i thought and said, nos doesnt make u say stuff

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Phoenixman13 0

Totally fake you jackass Anyone who has their wisdom teeth pulled would realize that they don't remember anything after they give you the anesthesia. Hell, my mom said that I threw up in the parking lot after the surgery, and I certainly don't remember that.

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Kttttt 0

Wow, I have to get at least 2 of mine pulled in a few years, I hope I dont say anything, especially if my mom is with me..

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janie197 0

So I just got my wisdom teeth out a month or two ago. I was out cold. Plus they have to open your mouth so wide to get their hands way back there I doubt they would ever be able to understand you even if you were awake for some dumb reason. Someone said that you had to be in surgery to have general anesthesia. Well that's what you go to a maxillofacial SURGEON for that.

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keeeever 0

i got my wisdom teeth out around a month ago, and i pretty much told them my drug history after i woke up without meaning to. it's not fake.

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