Health: Today, I had an ovarian cyst rupture at work, causing sudden...

By sy123 - 29/07/2012 23:34 - United States - Frankfort

Today, I had an ovarian cyst rupture at work, causing sudden severe stomach cramps; this caused my bowels to release everything right then and there, while on the phone with a customer, in the middle of the call center surrounded by 200 other sales reps. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/08/2013 21:34 - United Kingdom - Newcastle Upon Tyne

Today, at work, I felt a sudden, all-too-familiar pain in my stomach. I ran for the restroom, but before I could get there, I shat myself. I had to limp the rest of the way, then beg my boss to let me go home. He said no and told me to get back to work. FML

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By burntloyalty - 26/03/2011 20:54 - United States

Today, I had such a violent coughing fit that my stomach emptied itself all over the floor while at my sales job. FML

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By anon - 01/06/2018 01:30

Today, at work, I had a coughing fit so bad I actually shat myself. What felt like a gallon of liquid crap poured down my trouser leg onto the floor. I work in a competitive office and this happened in front of 30 spiteful coworkers who love posting pics online. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/01/2014 22:46 - United Kingdom - Preston

Today, I had an upset stomach all day at work. When lunch break came, I rushed to the bathroom. Just as I turned into an unstoppable human whoopie cushion, a co-worker walked in. He heard the entire arse symphony, and just asked, "What the fuck, dude?!" as he left. FML

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By yolo is for shitheads - 09/10/2012 16:07 - United States

Today, I had to call in sick to work because I was experiencing bowel distress. I called my manager's phone directly so no one else would know of my embarrassment. She put me on speakerphone, and I only realized when the juvenile laughter started. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/02/2011 18:29 - United Kingdom

Today, after disappearing for an unusually long period of time, my boss called the store phone while sitting on the toilet. Turns out she'd started bleeding uncontrollably from the arse, and as the only other female staff member, she needed me to go help her. FML

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By squirty_joe - 08/03/2009 18:37 - United States

Today, at work, I was alone in the breakroom when I got a slight pain in my belly. I thought I needed to pass gas, so I tried since no one else was in there. It wasn't gas. It was diarrhea. I'm wearing a mini skirt today. FML

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By Tor - 21/04/2009 00:11 - United States

Today, I was in class and felt a sharp pain in my stomach. I began to scream and cry because the pain was horrible, so the teacher called 911. After being rushed to the hospital, I was told that "I had gas cramps and would be fine." My whole class was listening on speakerphone to make sure I was ok. FML

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By fijiflu - 05/11/2015 21:31

Today, at work in a call center, I went into my locker to get my pain pills from a recent surgery. When I opened the bottle, half my pills spread all over the floor. My boss walked by and said, "I knew it!" FML

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Hard pass

By Mew - 04/06/2009 12:07 - United States

Today, while working at the hospital, I had a patient with a blocked bowel. It was so bad, feces were entering into her stomach. While leaning down to talk with her, she threw up. I was both vomited and defecated on at the same time. FML

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randomname0151 4

Monday 30 July 2012 9:07

Wow, that's really awful. Hope you're ok.

Kitastropheee 12

Monday 30 July 2012 9:12

Why are you guys hitting the you deserve it button? She doesn't deserve that at all! No one does!

Comments

tootsie68 22

Monday 30 July 2012 9:11

Aww I am really sorry, that is very painful

MrLefty 8

Monday 30 July 2012 9:11

Sounds like a pretty crappy situation

TourettesGuyFTW 25

Monday 30 July 2012 14:02

Falcon....Punch!!!!

SqueakyChipmunk 21

Monday 30 July 2012 16:02

Damn it, 13. I'm going to break your left hand and make you Mr. Righty.

MrLefty 8

Wednesday 1 August 2012 4:35

Oh c'mon I felt like making a pun.

DaDezza244 31

Monday 30 July 2012 9:11

FYL Oh god, that is hugely embarrassing. Good luck with your situation OP and oh how awkward for the customer

Mahtari 19

Monday 30 July 2012 9:11

That's a terrible mental image.

Revan501 15

Monday 30 July 2012 9:12

Man that's some bad luck and timing.

AwkwardHaole808 16

Monday 30 July 2012 9:12

Wow, that's horrible! But don't worry, I'm sure that once you explain it to them, they'll understand.

illmatic2 16

Monday 30 July 2012 9:12

I can't believe people are still using this pun.

Kitastropheee 12

Monday 30 July 2012 9:12

Why are you guys hitting the you deserve it button? She doesn't deserve that at all! No one does!

cherry72 13

Monday 30 July 2012 9:39

That was my 1st thought too. How insensitive must you be to hit the deserve button?

Hiimhaileypotter 52

Monday 30 July 2012 14:56

Trolls will press it for any and no reason. Also, people going for the "You Deserve It" badge. And people make up silly reasons that the OP deserves it. "YDI for having an ovarian cyst!", etc.