By pregnantapparently - 10/12/2015 18:45 - United States - Durham

Today, I had been stress-eating a lot of junk food during finals week at college. I was feeling worried about my figure, and lifted up my shirt to see myself in the mirror. My boyfriend, who I didn't know was watching, promptly said, "Whoa babe, it looks like the condom broke!" FML
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sturschaedel 27

Which is when you walk over to him and say with a sardonic smile "Well, it's too early to take the test yet, we'll have to wait another week until we know for sure, daddy", and wait how HE looks after a week of stress eating.

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toastbrot 9

don't worry OP. it will be all worth it if you pass all your exams.

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cheeology 22

Congratulations on your food baby! Don't forget to mention his beer belly baby in another 20 years. ;-)

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Sangue0608 26

Too many more comments like his and they won't make it 20 years lol

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cheeology 22

True haha..... Very true.

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91hayek 31

Guys have been taught that the worst consequence of sex is a baby. He probably said it more out of shock than to be cheeky or rude. Hope all goes well with finals.

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brittyboo123 35

I'm sure you couldn't have gained any weight that would be too noticeable, he was just being rude. Plus, finals week is stressful, you can eat whatever the hell you want! Good luck on your finals. :)

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MandyO 15

That's when you have the conversation about things -not- to joke about.

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Sangue0608 26

There are certain things, such as this, that should be common sense...

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RopeRodent 4

Every persons body is different. Some peoples bodies store fat around the stomach, the most dangerous to ones health. others store in the thigh, arms or other places. never feel bad about your body. everyone's different.

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madscientist_17 15

When it's finals week I just tell myself that beauty only lasts for so long but education follows you for life!

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kenyrabit 25

Proud parents of that burrito buldge? Tell him he'd better be right there to hold hands when its time to pass your food baby.

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shinikageWolf 15

Punch him in the face. "Whoa babe, looks like your nose broke."

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GhostFox 33

That isn't just assault- it's battery and would be physical abuse. They are dating. It is not okay to hit someone you are romantically or sexually involved with except under certain circumstances, and the OP's boyfriend making a thoughtless remark does not qualify as being under those circumstances.

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vikky538 28

Dont worry just concentrate on your exams. All the best

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tomvertigo 17

Some people have no filter. Next chance you get, ask him "You look like shit. Are you feeling okay?" Do it enough to teach him the lesson. Alternatively tell him you have been having a hard time with body image and let him know how that comment made you feel.

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