By buttpain - 01/12/2016 18:29

Today, I had dinner with my boyfriend's family. His 3-year-old nephew came running for a hug. At the last second, he darted past my arms and bit me on the ass. FML
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Tripartita 44

"I /knew/ meeting your family would bite me in the ass!" "What do you mean? That seems more like an excuse to make a pun than something that has relevance to what happened." "I… I don't know. Wow. What if we're just characters in an FML comment and none of this is real?" "Don't say things like that. It's ******* horrifying."

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Brit_Tiny17 6

Even if there wasn't a shell on it, it still would have exploded. You have to break it up first. I know this because my sister tried to reheat a hardboiled egg without breaking it up first. At least yours exploded in the microwave. Hers ended up all over her and the kitchen hahah

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Tripartita 44

I know this was posted on the wrong FML, but it's so much funnier in this context.

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johnspa 6

I guess he didn't know that cake isn't served 'til after dinner.

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jakendrick3 6

Read the author name first, didn't expect this post.

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