Love: Today, I had finally summoned the courage to break up with my...

By Anonymous - 22/09/2015 02:47 - United States

Today, I had finally summoned the courage to break up with my boyfriend, something I've needed to do for a long time. Right before my speech, he presented me with tickets to my favorite band a month from now. FML

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Today, my boyfriend's proposal speech somehow ended with him breaking up with me. FML

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By Eivana - 30/11/2018 12:00

Today, I finally got up the nerve to leave my boyfriend. We have no spark and quite honestly, it's been really awkward. I planned to tell him when he came in, and I did. After all was said and done, he handed me the roses and new puppy he had bought for me, a puppy that I had been saving up to get. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/02/2014 23:16 - United Kingdom

Today, wanting to break up with my boyfriend, I invited him to dinner with my parents. I was sure they'd hate him, which would give me the excuse I needed. They ended up loving him, and now they won't stop mentioning marriage. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/10/2021 23:00 - United States - Cicero

Today, I bought my boyfriend two concert tickets for his birthday to see our favorite band, and he told me he doesn't feel he loves me. FML

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By Stuck - 15/07/2009 04:01 - United States

Today, I was going to break up with my boyfriend after we went out for dinner. To my surprise, our families were also in the restaurant, to witness him propose to me. FML

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el_angelroca 15

Tuesday 22 September 2015 11:57

If you went with him I'm sure you wouldn't have had as much fun as going with any of your friends or alone even

MrSassypants 32

Tuesday 22 September 2015 12:07

Now, I ain't saying you a gold digger but.....

Comments

HighasaCloud 46

Tuesday 22 September 2015 15:33

Woman up, and do what you need to do. Let him enjoy the concert with a girl that actually wants to date him.

OrangeSodaCrazy 10

Tuesday 22 September 2015 15:39

God you're a bad person

nicole1765 14

Tuesday 22 September 2015 15:41

Boyfriend's fml: "I just took my girlfriend out to see her favorite band which cost me over a hundred dollars then she broke up with me. Her excuse for bad timing? She wanted to go to the concert. FML" Yea you would be no better than the other people who do this to their significant other. But your choice.

badluckmagnet22 3

Tuesday 22 September 2015 15:43

Never in my life would I stay with someone just for tickets. I make my own money id rather buy tickets myself than wait another month and go with someone who I don't even like

atomicxsarah 17

Tuesday 22 September 2015 16:06

Screw the band of I'm not happy with a guy I'm ending the relationship. You should do the same. And don't lead him on. The longer you stay with him the more his feelings grow for you.

heyLaddieHey 18

Tuesday 22 September 2015 16:07

The tickets are a gift. Take them, dump him, and take a friend to 5he concert. It isn't the noblest thing to do but it isn't wrong

DoomedGemini 37

Wednesday 23 September 2015 0:35

It is VERY wrong. As someone said, he probably planned to go as well so it'd be something like a date. You don't just take things your SO offers you and turn around to say "by the way, I don't like you, I'm breaking up with you" you're nothing but a complete bitch who deserves nothing.