Love: Today, I had finally summoned the courage to break up with my...

By Anonymous - 22/09/2015 02:47 - United States

Today, I had finally summoned the courage to break up with my boyfriend, something I've needed to do for a long time. Right before my speech, he presented me with tickets to my favorite band a month from now. FML

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By Stuck - 15/07/2009 04:01 - United States

Today, I was going to break up with my boyfriend after we went out for dinner. To my surprise, our families were also in the restaurant, to witness him propose to me. FML

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el_angelroca 15

Tuesday 22 September 2015 11:57

If you went with him I'm sure you wouldn't have had as much fun as going with any of your friends or alone even

MrSassypants 32

Tuesday 22 September 2015 12:07

Now, I ain't saying you a gold digger but.....

Comments

worldclassrager 39

Wednesday 23 September 2015 0:01

That's a tough one...what's the reason for the break up? Either way end it sorry op

kobomk 5

Wednesday 23 September 2015 0:02

Obviously.. the band

sighlifeman 12

Wednesday 23 September 2015 0:03

after or before?

sallen14 8

Wednesday 23 September 2015 1:22

Take the tickets, dump him and then have an awesome time at the concert with a friend.

maemismile 22

Wednesday 23 September 2015 1:29

I did the same thing. It was like almost 8 months cuz of stuff like that. And then he broke up with me so it was a relief.

cosmicdancer84 7

Wednesday 23 September 2015 2:58

Dump him so he can go with a friend to the show. If you love him, then let him move on.

Morning_fml 22

Wednesday 23 September 2015 3:10

This is one of those FMLs that bring out people's true nature. Downvotes, downvotes everywhere.

ButteredHamster 3

Wednesday 23 September 2015 4:39

You need to break it off. It is wrong to stay together for material things. In the end you would have to admit to using him for a concert...

oilfieldtrashn2 4

Wednesday 23 September 2015 12:23

I'm gonna go out on a limb and say that "she's taken the tickets, didn't dump the guy, and is now leading him on and sacrificing her happiness" to see a band. Either you're young naive and irresponsible, and all of the above are acceptable; or you're selfish, self centered, and to be blunt, a cold hearted bitch that took the tickets from a guy you've probably taken for granted the whole time and now you're gonna lead him on over getting your panties wet at a concert.