By Will - 21/02/2010 05:05 - France

Today, I had food poisoning. I spent all day on the can. I also had a bucket to throw up into at the same time. I was sick out of both ends, at the same time. FML
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nabzilla 0

ooft. i feel ya. i had that happen to me once. ==" horrible.

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ash92_fml 0

'wow, my life isn't ******, get over it' um, well it would feel pretty ****** at the time. sick of people like you going 'it's not an FML, dying of cancer would be an FML', the site is meant to be funny, get the **** over it. sooky little bitch.

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riotreality 0

That sucks D: It's happened to me before, too. It wasn't really food poisoning, though. I was just already sick and throwing up, and I'm lactose intolerant and had dairy which gave me diarrhea.

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ceuti 7

pshhh that's not as bad as puking over the toilet then suddenly spewing diarrea from your pants

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Smellyhippy3 0

On the plus side at least it would end twice as quickly, right?

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selizabeth_s 0

Oh my gosh! I have experienced that before, worst thing ever. That's such a bummer! :/

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doctorzombie7 0

This happened to me in the middle of church once. I had to throw away my underwear.

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lemonslice 0

at least you weren't ******** out of both ends

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orligirl 5

ugh. I know what you mean. food poisoning sucks.

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