Miscellaneous: Today, I had my first kiss at a party. Later, I was told that...

By FirstKiss - 13/07/2009 15:00 - Canada

Today, I had my first kiss at a party. Later, I was told that the guy had been dared to kiss the ugliest girl in the room. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/11/2009 06:33 - United States

Today, I made out with a guy that I had just met at a party. It was my first kiss. I don't know what's worse, the fact that my first kiss is at the age of 23, or the fact that I saw him making out with a different girl later on in the night. FML

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By Username - 30/04/2011 08:51 - United Kingdom

Today, at the age of 17, I had my first kiss with the girl I've liked for over a year. However, it was a stage kiss and the girl has made it clear that she finds me repulsive. FML

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Poor me

By Anonymous - 10/11/2019 03:00

Today, I finally kissed the guy I really love at a party. He took me outside and immediately vomited. FML

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By nina - 11/08/2010 16:04 - Luxembourg

Today, I was talking to a friend about this stranger I kissed a few nights ago while drinking. I commented that I was ashamed of doing so, and to make matters worse, the guy was really unattractive. It turns out he was no stranger. I'd kissed my friend. FML

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Running commentary

By The Gabriel - 24/04/2022 10:00

Today, I was making out with some girl at a party and noticed that she wasn't very good at it. I tried to say, "You kiss like a 16 year-old doing it for the first time" but ended up saying, "You kiss like a 16 year-old." Upon saying that, a dozen people turned and looked at me, giving weird looks. FML

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By Loser - 01/11/2009 06:30 - United States

Today, I was playing a game of truth or dare in a group with a girl I liked. She was dared to kiss me, but then the group decided that that was too cruel of a dare. FML

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Spin on this

By foreveralone - 21/03/2020 06:00

Today, I had my first kiss. It would have been great if I wasn't playing spin the bottle as a 23-year-old. FML

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Big whoops

By Anonymous - 11/11/2013 15:55 - United States

Today, I was at a party with a few of my friends. We saw a guy walking around with bright pink lipstick all over his mouth, so we made a bet to see who could match the lipstick to the girl first. I won. It was my girlfriend's. FML

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By Mr. Shawzy - 14/01/2009 13:09 - Canada

Today, the ugliest girl in school walked by me and said "ewwww". FML

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By milkybear - 15/06/2010 07:11 - United States

Today, I went to a party where I met an amazing guy. After having great conversation all night and what I thought was a serious connection, I leaned in to kiss him. He screamed, forcefully pushed my face away with his hand, and said he was gay. FML

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A_Guy 0

Monday 13 July 2009 19:56

That sucks How does she deserve it? Assholes

klutzywriter 0

Monday 13 July 2009 19:55

Ouch!!

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kazul 0

Monday 13 July 2009 23:01

i don't think she's upset about the first kiss being a jerk, i think she's more upset that people thinks she's ugly

saul101 0

Monday 13 July 2009 23:05

That sucks

hahahalololololo 0

Monday 13 July 2009 23:08

Wow jandersoniiii u r a complete retard

PJB4466 0

Monday 13 July 2009 23:41

You can't be that ugly... you were invited to a party, weren't you? Don't worry about it! :D

Imranaziz 0

Monday 13 July 2009 23:43

op. I'm soooo sorry

murdermygymsox 0

Monday 13 July 2009 23:51

shouldn't we be talking about the OP...? I'm sorry, girl. that sucks majorly. :(

premiermois 5

Tuesday 14 July 2009 0:02

lol @ the idiots taking janderson seriously. @ OP: YDI for giving up your first kiss like that and being so desperate.

timtam24 0

Friday 17 July 2009 15:12

so what you've never kissed at a party?

24788 6

Tuesday 14 July 2009 0:10

At least you got a kiss.

Nightfallz 0

Tuesday 14 July 2009 0:18

I agree with jandersonii for once. a womans place is in the home bahaha

Weil 0

Tuesday 14 July 2009 0:22

Well, now you know why you've never been kissed before.

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