Love: Today, I had my first real date with my first serious boyfriend....

By RitaDahhlinnnng - 25/08/2009 23:56 - United States

Today, I had my first real date with my first serious boyfriend. I was nervous because from past experience. I learned my lips were a bit ticklish and I usually giggled a bit during kissing. Well, we started making out and I thought was I doing pretty good hiding my laughs. Until I wet myself. FML

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By PissyPants - 20/06/2010 05:12 - United States

Today, I finally got my first kiss. I was so excited, I pissed myself. FML

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By hollysofly - 15/01/2011 07:38 - United States

Today, I went on the first date of my life. I also burped during my first kiss. FML

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By MessedXUp - 25/09/2009 16:43 - United States

Today, I went on a date with a new guy after not dating for quite some time. I'd drank a lot of water, so I wouldn't eat so much on the date and look like a pig. Unfortunately, I'd forgotten how funny this guy really was. He made me laugh so hard, I peed all over myself. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/10/2012 21:59 - Switzerland - Zurich

Today, I was watching a movie with my boyfriend, when things got a little frisky and we started making out. It was my first time French-kissing, and apparently he has a very sensitive gag reflex, because the moment my tongue went in, he started retching, and vomited moments later. FML

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By stoych - 08/10/2012 07:14 - United Kingdom

Today, after a great first date, he leaned in to kiss me. I held my breath slightly. This resulted in me breathing out through my nose, blowing a huge snot bubble, which then burst on his face. He looked at me in horror and walked away. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/01/2011 23:42 - United Kingdom

Today, I went on a date for the first time in months. Over dessert, my date told a joke, and I tittered vigorously, causing me to choke and throw up all over him. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/08/2010 07:10 - United States

Today, I was on my third date with this really cute girl. After a very romantic evening, I decided to go for the first kiss, but because of my nervous reflex in which I get bloody noses, I ended up bleeding all over her face. FML

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Tonight, on First Dates…

By dumper - 05/11/2009 06:41 - United States

Today, I finally got the courage to go on a first date with this guy I had a crush on for months. It was such a big deal for me cause it was my first date ever. The first thing he says when we met was, "I have to take a dump." I sat by myself for 10 minutes. FML

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Maturity level

By Clairebear - 07/05/2024 15:00 - United States

Today, I went on a date with someone I'd met online. Everything was going surprisingly well, until I knocked over my drink, spilling it all over my date's lap. In a panic, I blurted out, "Dude, did you piss yourself?" Needless to say, there will be no second date. FML

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Interruption

By Freddie06 - 18/10/2023 22:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I went on a first date, and it was going surprisingly well. As we were saying goodbye, I leaned in for a kiss. Just as our lips were about to meet, a car full of teenagers drove by and one of them yelled, "TONGUE SANDWICH." My date burst out laughing. FML

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3P0N1N3 0

Wednesday 26 August 2009 8:25

It's not a serious boyfriend if this is your first date. -.-

Ravenzin 2

Wednesday 26 August 2009 8:37

I found this fml kinda weird Ticklish lips?lol

Comments

JF72 6

Wednesday 26 August 2009 8:38

There's just... so many ways I could be sympathetic, and so many ways I could mock the hell out of this... I just can't decide...

loopsy_fml 14

Wednesday 26 October 2011 23:19

Do both

fmh123 0

Wednesday 26 August 2009 8:38

Did she piss or was she so horny she wet????

T_r_i_c_k_Y 0

Tuesday 1 September 2009 21:19

She pissed. >_>

Nakedsquirrel 5

Wednesday 26 August 2009 8:39

Kinda weird. My sides are extremely ticklish, but it's nothing that actually makes me laugh. Ticklish lips that set off giggling, though? That's a first.

TeenieAmerica 9

Tuesday 4 January 2011 22:32

If is doesn't actually make you laugh, you're probably not all that ticklish...

GongButterfly 0

Wednesday 26 August 2009 8:43

i am not really sure what to think about this one...

redbluegreen 40

Wednesday 26 August 2009 8:43

The first rule to a good relationship is communication. If you're uncomfortable, even with something as simple as that, it's best to say something.

soccerballs 0

Wednesday 26 August 2009 8:51

i agree and thats pretty gross. next time do it in the pool and hell never no

Kaiden2554 0

Wednesday 26 August 2009 9:01

PWNED. YDI for not using the restroom earlier

rachelbrianna25 0

Wednesday 26 August 2009 9:02

what... that's messed up!! ewww... and u will never, ever be kissed again by that same guy. i like the pool idea, or u can always opt a sexy shower makeout. haha. it will become obvious tho when u can only kiss in the shower so he doesn't know ur peeing. LOL!!!!!!!!!