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WTF? That is ****** up.
Does she has any future in dating? Depends.
Haha. You and your comments. The other one about the surprise he gets when eating her out was hilarious. I'm beginning to think you aren't a real person. Rather, you're a team of comedians gathered around preparing the best comments for each FML and posting them.
Just wondering...anyone ever considered the fact that she could very well be older than a pre-teen? I am, I've been kissed, but I was 15 before it ever happened. Also, the reason she probably didn't tell him, is for the same reason that you guys are posting all of this crap. She was probably afraid that he would shun her. In which case, he's not worth her time. And to those who are saying her lips being ticklish is made-up...ever once considered all people are different? We're made different, she may just have a few more nerve endings there. Big deal. Also, it's not old fashioned, or "Amish" to not kiss until after you're in love. Some people hold that value dear, why would you give yourself up to someone you're not sure of yet? I don't blame the people who do, I've been tempted before, sadly, I wasn't in love with the guy I first kissed, I wish I had been now. I personally would just rather save that for that special guy, sure, I may have no chance with anyone in that case, I'm sure there are going to be comments about that, how guys don't want a girl who's "inexperienced"...but hey, some do. I'm waiting for him. I do think the "other lips" comments are rather funny though...vulgar, but funny. Lol. And yeah. Probably just their first 'serious' date. Oh yeah, and there isn't a sphincter where you pee. There are four in the body. Throat, entrance to the stomach, one somewhere in the intestines "can't remember where...been a while since biology" and one at the anus. Not anywhere is there one for the urinal tract. Some are in fact weaker than others, no matter what age you are. Laughing for a lot of people does cause urinal discharge, even if they aren't laughing openly. Don't be so cruel to her, she couldn't stop it. And if he was an asshole about it and left her, the better for her. She can find someone who can understand. I hope she does. Best of wishes OP!
I don't think you have a life.
I think it was less being ticklish, and more a case of being immature.
That's really weird, how are you going to get anywhere with a guy if kissing for too long makes you piss yourself? I'm sorry, though.
You make a good point. But then again, the OP could be a middle schooler who's idea of "serious" is much different then that of an adult. For all we know, maybe she's "gone out" with guys before but never really cared about them very much, and this is the first time she's really cared about the relationship she's in, therefore it's "serious."
what exactly about holding back laughter causes you to piss yourself? that's what i find most troubling... i mean, i've heard of people laughing so hard they pee, but if you're not even laughing- just wanting to laugh... well, i just don't get it. i would just..... never contact this guy again.
are you sure it wasn't the good kind of wet?
First of all, if this is your first date with your first boyfriend you're obviously a massive *****. Second, I'm definatley sick of FML's about people losing control of their bodily functions. As a result I have a request for the entire website community: next time you piss yourself, don't post it online-kill yourself. Cheers
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It's not a serious boyfriend if this is your first date. -.-
I found this fml kinda weird Ticklish lips?lol