Love: Today, I had my first real date with my first serious boyfriend....

By RitaDahhlinnnng - 25/08/2009 23:56 - United States

Today, I had my first real date with my first serious boyfriend. I was nervous because from past experience. I learned my lips were a bit ticklish and I usually giggled a bit during kissing. Well, we started making out and I thought was I doing pretty good hiding my laughs. Until I wet myself. FML

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By PissyPants - 20/06/2010 05:12 - United States

Today, I finally got my first kiss. I was so excited, I pissed myself. FML

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By hollysofly - 15/01/2011 07:38 - United States

Today, I went on the first date of my life. I also burped during my first kiss. FML

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By MessedXUp - 25/09/2009 16:43 - United States

Today, I went on a date with a new guy after not dating for quite some time. I'd drank a lot of water, so I wouldn't eat so much on the date and look like a pig. Unfortunately, I'd forgotten how funny this guy really was. He made me laugh so hard, I peed all over myself. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/10/2012 21:59 - Switzerland - Zurich

Today, I was watching a movie with my boyfriend, when things got a little frisky and we started making out. It was my first time French-kissing, and apparently he has a very sensitive gag reflex, because the moment my tongue went in, he started retching, and vomited moments later. FML

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By stoych - 08/10/2012 07:14 - United Kingdom

Today, after a great first date, he leaned in to kiss me. I held my breath slightly. This resulted in me breathing out through my nose, blowing a huge snot bubble, which then burst on his face. He looked at me in horror and walked away. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/01/2011 23:42 - United Kingdom

Today, I went on a date for the first time in months. Over dessert, my date told a joke, and I tittered vigorously, causing me to choke and throw up all over him. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/08/2010 07:10 - United States

Today, I was on my third date with this really cute girl. After a very romantic evening, I decided to go for the first kiss, but because of my nervous reflex in which I get bloody noses, I ended up bleeding all over her face. FML

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Tonight, on First Dates…

By dumper - 05/11/2009 06:41 - United States

Today, I finally got the courage to go on a first date with this guy I had a crush on for months. It was such a big deal for me cause it was my first date ever. The first thing he says when we met was, "I have to take a dump." I sat by myself for 10 minutes. FML

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Maturity level

By Clairebear - 07/05/2024 15:00 - United States

Today, I went on a date with someone I'd met online. Everything was going surprisingly well, until I knocked over my drink, spilling it all over my date's lap. In a panic, I blurted out, "Dude, did you piss yourself?" Needless to say, there will be no second date. FML

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By Freddie06 - 18/10/2023 22:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I went on a first date, and it was going surprisingly well. As we were saying goodbye, I leaned in for a kiss. Just as our lips were about to meet, a car full of teenagers drove by and one of them yelled, "TONGUE SANDWICH." My date burst out laughing. FML

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Wednesday 26 August 2009 8:25

It's not a serious boyfriend if this is your first date. -.-

Ravenzin 2

Wednesday 26 August 2009 8:37

I found this fml kinda weird Ticklish lips?lol

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stinky817 0

Thursday 27 August 2009 2:47

dude, that's awesome! too bad she's now taken... :(

Maddoctor 10

Thursday 27 August 2009 2:59

Well, you never know. I know someone who saved her first kiss for the man she married. It's a bit extreme, but hey, it can happen. It's possible the OP's age is closer to that of an adult. Just a possibility though.

9az00 0

Thursday 27 August 2009 3:24

be honest...that wasn't piss; your "serious boyfriend" is just a hell of a good kisser.

carlinkid 0

Thursday 27 August 2009 3:27

kinda hot in my opinion

honeydoodles 0

Thursday 27 August 2009 3:29

That is terrible...I'm sorry for you...and people, the first real date thing makes perfect sense...

XxmidnightXx4545 0

Thursday 27 August 2009 3:56

HOLY CRAP!! Dude he see you pee yourself?!?!?

AXavierB 1

Friday 28 August 2009 5:52

She never said it was pee. Like others, I think he's just a good kisser.

Neopopulas 9

Thursday 27 August 2009 4:01

What is it with all these 'i pee'd myself' FMLs. I see them all the time lately "Oh i really needed to pee and couldn't hold it and pee'd myself before i could make it to my door" "Oh i laughed and pee'd myself" I have never once, in all my many years of (adult) life, gotten to the point where i even came CLOSE to peeing myself. Maybe these are true but i just can't believe them and can only put them down to fake 'this embarrassing thing happened to me' posts. I mean, seriously, who pees themselves because they are laughing. I mean its not even like you were really LAUGHING, you were containing yourself, you didnt even have those powerful muscle contractions that real, heavy laughing gives you because you were stopping yourself laughing....

hither 0

Thursday 27 August 2009 4:26

have never once, in all my many years of (adult) life, gotten to the point where i even came CLOSE to peeing myself. -- You must have had a very boring life :(