By CaoNiMa - 26/03/2009 15:42 - China

Today, I had my girlfriend over and we we're watching a movie in my basement. I run upstairs and pop a bag of popcorn. Later I come downstairs to find my 10 year old brother sitting next to my girlfriend saying," My brother always says he wants to screw your brains out, whatever that means". FML
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meaganwas 0

You have the best little brother ever.

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drybamboo 0

That ten year old knew what he was saying. LOL.

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strawberry_78 0

that's a complement. I hope she took it as such.

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Silhouette_fml 0

She should already know that's what you want >_>

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fcuk_mylife 0

umm, if your 10 yr old brother didnt know what that meant, he's the one with the ****** life, not you.

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Amkii 0

Your brother is ******* awesome and hilarious!!

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aztec37 0

Did you actually say that, or did your bro make it up?

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beastofnature 0

you need to beat the life out of him for that one.

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Kyzomo 0

at least she knos now maybe she wanna screw u 2..... nah that wont happen LOL

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Firesquid 0

I checked both, because yes its your fault for telling your brother that, but at the same time little kids like that piss me off.

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nodbor 11

he is your pimp, so, what's the big deal, he broke the ice to what you where to much of a ??? to tell her yourself, if that is indeed what you want to do. ya gotta communicate or you might lose out to someone else. just 10 hum.

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fml005 0

your brother definitly knew what he was talking about .. but hey now she knows.. and i bet that night things heated up pretty well

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