Love: Today, I had planned to break up with my overbearing girlfriend....

By Trapped. - 06/11/2013 02:53 - United States - Birmingham

Today, I had planned to break up with my overbearing girlfriend. She went into complete denial mode, bought me a pair of oversized sunglasses and tomorrow we're going ice-skating. Kill me now. FML

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Ice cold break-up

By Ice cold - 22/11/2012 05:35 - Australia - Cheltenham

Today, my girlfriend decided to break the news that she wanted us to be "just friends." However, she did it not in just any old way - while ice-skating. I'm currently in hospital getting stitches in my arm after I tripped in shock and she ran me over. FML

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Sweet relief

By Anonymous - 17/06/2016 03:00

Today, I broke up with my girlfriend. She was ecstatic. Apparently, she'd been trying to figure out how to break up with me for the past four months. FML

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By ddll - 05/09/2011 01:27 - Singapore

Today, I broke up with my girlfriend. She responded by sitting on the floor, crying like a baby and screaming "WHY?" at strangers. FML

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Movie night

By heartbrokenl12453 - 27/10/2019 12:00

Today, my girlfriend decided that the best place to break up with me was during a movie about two couples breaking up. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/11/2013 15:37 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I actually thought of faking my own death to get away from my girlfriend and her insane, overbearing family. FML

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By holy sleet - 29/11/2013 21:49 - United States - Rochester

Today, while ice-skating with my girlfriend, I tried to do what they do in the movies and make her gently fall into my arms. Instead she slipped, fell, and hit her head on the ice. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/09/2009 04:52 - United States

Today, I was planning on breaking up with my girlfriend of five years in two days time. She just mailed me a care package that said, "I'd die without you." FML

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By snowman - 06/02/2010 05:12 - United States

Today, right before a huge snowstorm hit our area, I broke up with my girlfriend. In her fury, she decided to grab my car keys and roll down all four windows in my car. I now have 2 feet of half melted snow in my backseat. FML

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By fmlguy - 10/12/2010 03:19

Today, I've been considering breaking up with my girlfriend so I don't have to buy her a Christmas present. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/09/2015 13:29 - United Kingdom

Today, I was diagnosed with depression. My girlfriend's idea of consoling me was to break up with me because she can't date a "psycho". FML

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minna97 14

Wednesday 6 November 2013 7:46

BUT SHE WAS GOING TO HAVE YOUR CHILDREN

thrifting 18

Wednesday 6 November 2013 7:47

Maybe the sunglasses are in the black eye, she's going to give you the next time you try to break up with her.

Comments

DevilsAltair 8

Saturday 9 November 2013 6:31

OK OP,LISTEN HERE AND LISTEN CLOSELY!GET A FRIEND TO COME WITH YOU AND SAY,BITCH GET OUT OF MY LIFE!IF SHES IN DENIAL HAVE YOUR FRIEND HOLD HER BACK WHILE U MAKE A QUICK GETAWAY,AND IF ITS YOUR HOUSE BE PREPARED AND PACK EVERYTHING THAT U NEED BUT NOT EVERYTHING BECAUSE SHE MIGHT NOT BE IN DRNIAL!yw

awkocheerleader 5

Sunday 10 November 2013 19:07

If you want out just stright up say it because she might not have understood what you were trying to say and its not fair for either of you if you want a break up and she is acting all lovey dovey. Remember that at one point you liked her lot thats why you dated so just beware of her feelings two.

zomgwtfbbq 3

Thursday 14 November 2013 5:15

RUN. You should never see her again. You deserve to be with someone who actually likes you and respects you. This woman does not. You deserve better than someone who is abusive.