By Layne - 07/05/2017 21:00 - Brazil

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Today, I had sex with a guy on the first date. I couldn’t wait, he was too gorgeous. The only problem was that when we finished, he announced that he had to fart and did so twice. Now I’m not so sure if I’ll see him again. FML
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HaroerHaktak 5

I like how you're willing to give up a guy because he released a little gas. There are worse things in the world than that, and personally, if my partner let loose, I'd laugh at rate it.

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fancybest 14

Who cares? These things happen. At least he told you he was going to.

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Tumaco1963 19

You had sex on the first date, but are considering not seeing him again over a fart? Seriously?

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Maleficus_fml 12

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almost_there44 26

So you can insert a random dick in your ******, but you can't be around the random dick because he farted? Your priorities are ****** up.

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Alexandria79 22

one day karma is going to get you back so bad that you'll end up farting in a guy's face as he's going down on you. farting is natural and can't be helped. it's best to laugh it off because we all end up in embarrassing situations at some point.

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johnnyswallop 18

Well, to be fair, he announced it so "can't be helped" doesn't exactly apply. Still, I agree with the spirit of your comment. It shouldn't be a deal-breaker.

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neuronerd 28

My boyfriend is a very gassy fellow. He's also an absolutely amazing person who treats me with more love and respect than anyone ever has. If I had considered farting a deal breaker, I would have missed out on the best relationship of my life. Also, a bonus of a guy that's upfront about his flatulence, you never have to worry about him getting grossed out if you ever end up with a stomach bug or something.

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JamJamz 6

Your hair is very pretty.

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Si123 33

Yup I second that. Your hair is goals!

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FireS Pitt In kitten 2

just because he farted? grow up.

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RichardPencil 30

Was it because he farted or because he announced it?

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Justin Uff Brewer 3

It was probably his way of getting rid of the chick who gave it up on the first date. Why get upset? I mean... come on. At least he didn't ask to pay you.Probably cause you weren't good enough to pay. Shouldn't give up your flower on the first date if you want another one though right. Lesson learned

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Cali 54

Lighten up on the sexism there, dude. He "gave it up" on the first date too. That shouldn't diminish the value of either person.

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ohsnapword 21

Help me understand something here... You're okay with having sex on the first date, but flatulence repulses you?

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Moerighan 23

If a couple of farts turns you off now, probably best to let him find someone else. Believe it or not, you'll get worse if you actually live together.

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