By Layne - 07/05/2017 21:00 - Brazil

Spicy
Today, I had sex with a guy on the first date. I couldn’t wait, he was too gorgeous. The only problem was that when we finished, he announced that he had to fart and did so twice. Now I’m not so sure if I’ll see him again. FML
I agree, your life sucks 5 231
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Top comments

HaroerHaktak 5

I like how you're willing to give up a guy because he released a little gas. There are worse things in the world than that, and personally, if my partner let loose, I'd laugh at rate it.

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fancybest 14

Who cares? These things happen. At least he told you he was going to.

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fantastamazing 10

At least he warned you lol

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Taurus_ChicKa 36

I just have to say that I've never seen the FYL and YDI votes so close together before. They're only like 20 votes apart. Now, on to the post: Are you saying you're going to possibly not see him again because he farted? Or maybe this was a one night stand thing. In either situation, YDI for being petty. And wow, you couldn't control yourself because he was so gorgeous? What are you, 16?

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Cyrus00 41

So he's gorgeous and honest!

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NostalgiaFreak9 41

If you're not mature enough to handle a person who passed gas, then you're definitely not mature enough to continue the relationship. He's the one dodging the bullet, not you.

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Talis99 26

I think just about everyone agrees you can get over yourself.

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ProperPengTing 15

Should've waited

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Miss_Red 18

well at least he was polite enough to give you a warning. unless he farted on your head, i dont see the problem.

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palladio1981 3

You should dump him. Not because he farted, but because you're a crazy bitch about it and he doesn't deserve to be with a crazy bitch!

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reymon8823 24

Excuse me while I let one rip... *poot* *pooooot* first ones excusable he warned you second one not so much

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