By Layne - 07/05/2017 21:00 - Brazil

Spicy
Today, I had sex with a guy on the first date. I couldn’t wait, he was too gorgeous. The only problem was that when we finished, he announced that he had to fart and did so twice. Now I’m not so sure if I’ll see him again. FML
I agree, your life sucks 5 231
You deserved it 7 117

Top comments

HaroerHaktak 5

I like how you're willing to give up a guy because he released a little gas. There are worse things in the world than that, and personally, if my partner let loose, I'd laugh at rate it.

Who cares? These things happen. At least he told you he was going to.

Comments

arwa_cr75 6

So its kk to give it up on the first date but not kk to pass gas?? Get over yourself.

Limizuki 8

it should be flattering that he was willing to be open and casual with you, considering it's a normal human thing to pass gas.

People fart. It happens. At least he warned you. Unless he's vulgar in other areas, you might want to consider giving him a second chance.

chanmeister 7

You're willing to give up someone just because they committed a basic human need? That's just sad. Also, what makes you think witnessing someone pass gas gives you the right to say FML?

Sooo... You're comfortable enough to have sex with him, but you're not comfortable enough for him to fart...

Im sorry but it's a fart. Do you not fart?

ArbiterOfFML 24

Wow, you deserve it, but not him.

As many others have said, why in gods name would you let a little thing like a bit o gas get in the way of a perfectly good relationship?!? Let's be real for just one moment, shall we be? In life we are going to be exposed to some terrible, awful horrid things. Although you are not thinking about it right at this moment, are you thinking about maybe, possibly someday having a baby? Who do you think is gonna clean that kid's diaper, and I assure you baby poop is a heck of a lot worse then someone farting and babies don't give notice :-p. Look at the big picture just a little bit and I think you'll see that a little gas between partners isn't that big a deal.

Alex_7759 13

I'd probably fart every thirty seconds lol