Intimacy: Today, I had sex with a guy on the first date. I couldn’t wait,... - FML

By Layne - 07/05/2017 21:00 - Brazil

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Today, I had sex with a guy on the first date. I couldn’t wait, he was too gorgeous. The only problem was that when we finished, he announced that he had to fart and did so twice. Now I’m not so sure if I’ll see him again. FML

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HaroerHaktak 5

Sunday 7 May 2017 21:07

I like how you're willing to give up a guy because he released a little gas. There are worse things in the world than that, and personally, if my partner let loose, I'd laugh at rate it.

fancybest 14

Sunday 7 May 2017 21:04

Who cares? These things happen. At least he told you he was going to.

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Blunt person 16

Sunday 25 November 2018 2:50

You'd dump a guy because he farted...? Shallow much? Everyone farts

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