By lyfisdyno - 12/09/2013 00:16 - United Kingdom - Malvern

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Today, I had sex with a guy wearing a KFC uniform. Hat included. FML
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Wizardo 33

Was it finger lickin' good though? If not you should turn on the damn lights next time...

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bellydancer82 15

I feel like too much of this story is missing....

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Taurus_ChicKa 36

Is your FML the fact that the person was in a KFC uniform? Or because you had sex with him/her of your own volition? Either way, YDI because no one forced you to do it. You did it yourself, so you have no one else to blame.

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aliciagentry 8

Well, that's your own dang fault.

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Astor_fml 7

What's next, EL POLLO LOCO??

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chronickX 11

Thats yo fault for screwing a low life

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FMLkoala 28

Just because he works for KFC doesn't mean he's a low life

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Smoxxii 17

Alright. You didn't order the chicken just cause you were lonely, did you? ;)

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brittyboo123 35

You did it OP! Don't look for sympathy from us FMLers!

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